Karl is helping clear up some matters left over from last week:
According to this (a map accompanies it), in the original series of Oz books written by L. Frank Baum the red brick road goes to the Quadling Country in Oz. Red is the Quadlings’ state colour.
In his books, the Land of Oz was divided into four quadrants and each was designated a particular colour: Winkie Country = Yellow, Gillikin Country = Purple, Munchkin Country = Blue, and Quadling Country = Red. Glinda the Good was the ruler of the Quadlings in L. Frank Baum’s Oz series. As her bubble floats away from Munchkinland in the 1939 film, it appears to be following the red brick road. Therefore, the red brick road most likely leads back to her homeland, Quadling Country.
But it’s not a green road leading to the Emerald City – although I suppose the Yellow Brick Road could be passing right through Emerald City on its way to Winkie County. Emerald City really would benefit from a ring road. Anyway, Jamie in Switzerland casts doubt upon the likelihood of the red brick road fetching up anywhere:
As The Wizard of Oz was one big dream sequence, surely the red brick road didn’t go anywhere, as the end of it was never dreamt about by Dorothy.
IT’S A DREAM? I thought it was a documentary! Time to reevaluate my expectations of Australia.
We trust you have survived the past month intact, and are in peak physical and mental condition now that the time has come to listen to Answer Me This! Episode 192:
This classic episode is available to BUY NOW for just 79p at the Answer Me This! Store, through a secure server, without DRM restriction. CLICK HERE to find out more and support our podcast. (This helps keep our most recent episodes free)
Plus: Olly’s love of aubergines knows only two boundaries; Helen really wants to know what is happening behind the smooth visages of human statues; and Martin the Sound Man reminisces about his days as a junior lothario, sadly before such times as he was actually interested in the ladies. Thus we learn the importance of not peaking too early.
This week’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App is Olly voicing his OUTRAGE at Pret A Manger for withdrawing the only thing that made him want to return to Britain from Ibiza. We hope that the Pret Powers That Be have our app on their iPhones, iPads and Android devices, so that others might be saved from suffering as Olly has.
Cheer him up by sending us your QUESTIONS to fuel the new series: ask them in voicemails on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis) or emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Together we will make AMT happen, oh yes we will.
Apparently, over 25% of men aged 30 will have had to consider Keith‘s question, wittingly or not:
I just finished shaving my head. Like many of my friends in their early 30s, I have been struck with male pattern baldness. And like so many of my balding friends, I have chosen to be completely bald rather than futilely dragging long hair from the side of my head over the top. My dad and his generation seemed to prefer the combover. Everyone I know seems to find this look disgusting.
In the history of mankind, has a woman ever found this remotely attractive or preferable to a bald dome? Has anyone ever been fooled into thinking a man with a comb over had a full head of hair? And finally, how long have men been walking around like this?! I MUST KNOW!
I shall address your questions in reverse order. Firstly, Emperor Constantine sported one back in the 4th Century, and emperors don’t tend to be particularly inventive with their hairstyles so it was probably in currency for a while before – for some reason, I picture at least a couple of the apostles with combovers.
Oh dear, some of the AMT battalion have not had a very nice time during our break, like Neal from Crawley here. Get well soon, and when you’ve finished getting well, get the girl:
I’m writing to you from my hospital bed having suffered a rather annoying brain haemorrhage.
After playing Knock Down Ginger at death’s door, I’ve been reevaluating my life and realised that I have romantic feelings for one of my best friends. We’ve known each other for ten years. Looking through the Facebook posts, I’ve seen that she’s written some very tender things about me when I was in a coma and the outlook was grim.
Helen and Olly, answer me this: what do you reckon is the best way to make a move without freaking her out?
Without having to stir from your sickbed, watch some weepie movies from the 1930s and 40s. Characters who have recently escaped death – or have accepted they will shortly be submitting to it – are always managing to sidle their way into fine romances, albeit quite melodramatic ones. Take notes: these people are your Neil Strauss.
Or simply come out with it and ask her. You are miraculously still alive, so carpe diem, right? Your confession of feelings will be considerably less liable to freak her out than when she found out you were in a coma and were on the brink of death. Also, take advantage of the fact that people usually find it quite hard to be mean to invalids; you might as well get something positive out of having a brain haemorrhage, and I really can’t think of any other plus sides.
Welcome to zoology corner. Find a seat quickly, because we’ve got a lot of questions to get through:
1. Kyra: can turtles really breathe from their butts?
2. Claudia from Australia:do horses spit? My friend thinks they do but I think she is WRONG.
3. James: I was recently told that elephants have 3 vaginas, 1 real one and 2 fake ones, is any of this at all true?
I tried to google it but only found a detailed description on how to make an origami vagina!
I don’t want to google any of these – after doing this podcast for nearly 5 years, my search history is already dodgy enough. I really can’t run the risk of adding origami to the mix.
Readers, step up to the plate, and provide your knowledge of fauna in the comments. Good luck to you, and remember to clear your caches afterwards.
You surely remember young Owl City fan Rachel from Dudley from AMT186:
Just wanted to say that the Owl City gig was incredible and we had a fantastic time! We managed to get on the front row through going down the side, so thank you for the advice. We also threw the owl and it landed next to Adam, but he didn’t pick it up.
Sidenote: Owl City fans are called the ‘Hoot Owls’.
Useful to know, in the event that someday I become one.
On Saturday 8th October, something very thrilling will be happening in Oxford, even more exciting than when the Harry Potter film crew rolled into town*, or when Inspector Morse completed the crossword, or when I saw Chelsea Clinton telling a photographer to leave her alone as she walked to the library.
Oh dear, perhaps I have built it up too much. But we are nonetheless tremendously excited that at 2.30pm we will be doing a reading from the Answer Me This! book at Waterstone’s Oxford, and temporarily dragging down the tone of the august seat of learning with our juvenile bullshit.
Even more excitingly, Martin the Sound Man will be joining us, to perform a few jingles and ditties.
EVEN MORE EXCITINGLY, Waterstone’s have told us that there will be free burritos for earlycomers!
So, this post could instead have read: Come to Waterstone’s for a free burrito. Then sit back and digest, lulled by the sound of us reading to you Jackanory-wise.
*by which I don’t mean THIS. Although at the time we did cause a similar-sized stir.
Here’s a genuinely delicate question from Shaun, which describes a scenario that I think is considerably more commonplace than our bawdy modern society would admit:
For years, I dealt with crippling social anxiety. But now after dealing with it and finding medication that fixes it, I’m forcing myself out into the world.
Part of this involves dating. I’m in my late twenties and have never had a girlfriend or any sexual experiences. I remain hopeful, since I’m moderately attractive, hygienic, and not a (complete) asshole. I’ve just never been able to handle it socially until now.
So my question is this: how do I tell my date that I’ve no experience at all? I figured I would just mention it when it came up, but on the few dates I’ve had, it hasn’t. I’m not going to lie about it, and from what I’m told if I ever manage to have sex with someone my lack of experience will be pretty obvious.
So what do I do? “I won’t know what to do with you” isn’t really much of a pickup line.
I don’t know who you take me to be, Shaun, but I’m not much of a pickup artist either. However, readers, you’re a bunch of lady-magnets, so I look to you to provide useful advice for Shaun in the comments. Hurry! He’s been waiting long enough already.
One of the most enjoyable things about doing this podcast is being privy to all sorts of fascinating foibles that lurk in the dusty crevices of our listeners’ personalities. Take a look into the seething mind of Chris from Milton Keynes, aged 37:
Answer me this: do you have any pet peeves, things that annoy you out of all proportion, almost to a ridiculous level whereby really you are giving too much of yourself getting annoyed about it but can’t help it.
For example: When a movie poster or ad uses printing block letterforms but has them ‘the right way round’ i.e. readable. Rather than reversed which would be correct. I get very annoyed.
An example is below. Gahhhh!
I thought some of my manifold pet peeves* were marginal, but well done, Chris! Of all the things in this world to be angry about, you have definitely found the most important one, bar none. The only reason why the government has been sending the nation on a ride on the economic log flume is to divert our attention from the real menace to society.
*An uncountable number of linguistic ones, smart shoes with jeans, decorative sprinkles of paprika around the edges of plates, and people chewing gum on television.
Answer Me This! Podcast 
EPISODE 192 – stuff they can’t include in Madame Tussauds
October 13, 2011Hello!
We trust you have survived the past month intact, and are in peak physical and mental condition now that the time has come to listen to Answer Me This! Episode 192:
This classic episode is available to BUY NOW for just 79p at the Answer Me This! Store, through a secure server, without DRM restriction. CLICK HERE to find out more and support our podcast. (This helps keep our most recent episodes free)
Today we consider:
the first ever YouTube video
the Vienna Museum of Pathology
Jewish French toast
Royal Wootton Bassett
intergalactic Noah’s Ark
Helen’s special cookies vs. Olly’s special pasta sauce
tourist attraction clocks
the Yellow Brick Road vs. the Red Brick Road
Diana Ross vs. Judy Garland
Tunbridge Wells vs. Telford
big ears
and
rats in space.
Plus: Olly’s love of aubergines knows only two boundaries; Helen really wants to know what is happening behind the smooth visages of human statues; and Martin the Sound Man reminisces about his days as a junior lothario, sadly before such times as he was actually interested in the ladies. Thus we learn the importance of not peaking too early.
This week’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App is Olly voicing his OUTRAGE at Pret A Manger for withdrawing the only thing that made him want to return to Britain from Ibiza. We hope that the Pret Powers That Be have our app on their iPhones, iPads and Android devices, so that others might be saved from suffering as Olly has.
Cheer him up by sending us your QUESTIONS to fuel the new series: ask them in voicemails on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis) or emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Together we will make AMT happen, oh yes we will.
See you next Thursday,
Helen & Olly
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