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June 25, 2015
In Answer Me This! Episode 317, one questioneer is risking the beauty of his bottom for a bet; one appears to be too close to his sister; and another has an inferiority complex over his local multiplex (an inferiority multicomplex?). We also deal with:
Cornwall vs Greggs
Milton Keynes vs Merseyside
the Mercedes logo vs the peace symbol
Victoria, British Columbia
John Lahr’s remote working practices
dinner party gifts for the booze-free
unwanted text messages
D-BOX seats, not to be confused with these d-box seats (link NSFW)
movie premiere attendees
Leningrad
bridegrooms
and
Matthew McConaughey’s norge.
There’s a double bill of childhood nostalgia-themed Bonus Bits of Crap on the App (available for iStuff, Android and Windows devices): Olly reminisces about another junior marketing exercise, and Helen about the Tunbridge Wells cinema now apparently known as a ‘grot spot’.
If you want more AMT, you can a) buy our old episodes; b) send us questions for future episodes: leave voicemails on the Question Line by calling 0208 123 5877 or Skyping answermethis, and send emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Stay in touch between episodes at twitter.com/HelenAndOlly and facebook.com/answermethis; furthermore, you can vent your Ollyman(n)ia at facebook.com/ollymann. Hey, if we’re plugging our extracurriculars, you can listen to and like Helen’s podcast The Allusionist via theallusionist.org, and hear Martin’s music here.
AMT318 will appear on 9th July 2015. Stay cool.
Helen & Olly
••• AMT317 Child-Friendly Rating: 62%. To be honest, we can’t remember the swear-situation in this episode, so we’ll be cautious and assume there are some. No bawdy-talk, though. •••
Tags:Al Pacino, alcohol, alcoholism, BBC, bets, Bolivia, booze, bridegrooms, brides, bridesmaids, brothers, Canada, CCCP, Channing Tatum, Chochabamba, climate, CND, cohabitation, comms, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, dogma, etiquette, etymology, families, film premieres, film stars, films, flatmates, former USSR, geography, Gerald Holtom, gifts, god, graphic design, Greggs, Greggs the Baker, grooms, history, home office, housemates, John Lahr, journalism, language, Leningrad, Luftwaffe, Magic Mike, Magic Mike XXL, Matthew McConaughey's norge, Mercedes, Merseyside, Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes Point, movie premieres, movies, multiplex, nuclear disarmament, Olly's dad, Olly's grandma, Olly's mum, peace, peace symbol, Peter the Great, Petrograd, presumption, Reef, relationships, religion, relocation, retirement, Russia, Russian, Salford, siblings, sisters, Source Code, South America, SS, St Petersburg, Stanley Mann, Steven Soderbergh, symbols, Tasmania, tattoos, teetotal, Telford, text messages, TFI Friday, travel, USSR, vehicles, Victoria, weather, weddings, Woody Allen, words, work, Zadie Smith
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June 11, 2015
In Answer Me This! Episode 316, we have two very different questions concerning overpreparation for death. We also have:
cobbler problems
quinoa
wedding +1s
retirement climates
free salad vs free prawn crackers
cat shit vs cat sick
Mike Oldfield
Metallica Monopoly
soiled lost property
and
popular onions.
Plus: Olly will go on a cruise, as long as it’s free; Helen’s first musical memory is of a cool saboteur; and Martin the Sound Man wants you to slice your own apples and peel your own bananas, you big babies.
In today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App (available for iStuff, Android and Windows devices), we continue AMT315‘s discussion of facial hair, and at long last hit on the format that’ll make Olly and Martin into YouTube stars. Or might have, ten years ago.
Thanks very much to Squarespace.com for supporting this episode, and for giving you 10% off their website-building and -hosting services for a year if you use the code ‘ANSWER‘. If you’ve ever wanted to launch your own website/podcast/blog/online gallery, deploy the code and GET ON WITH IT.
Get on with sending us questions, too: leave voicemails on the Question Line – call 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis – and send emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. And commune with us between episodes at facebook.com/answermethis and twitter.com/HelenAndOlly.
AMT317 will appear on 25th June 2015. Mark your calendars.
Helen & Olly
••• AMT316 Child-Friendly Rating: 87%. Minimal bawdy talk; just some sweaty undergarments, nothing alarming. A sprinkle of B-grade swears. •••
Tags:bananas, Bay Area, bequests, board games, bridal party, bridesmaids, California, Canada, cats, cobblers, colleagues, Cornwall, cruises, curry, Daft Punk, death hoaxes, dilemmas, electronic music, flatmates, food, Friends, friendship, fruit, geography, grains, idiots, Indian food, inheritance, kinwa, laundry, legacy, lost property, Mike Oldfield, Monopoly, music, New Zealand, Nile Rodgers, onions, packaging, people being dicks about weddings, pet care, pets, phonetics, places, plane crashes, plus ones, poppadoms, prawn crackers, quinoa, Radio 1, retirement, salad, San Francisco, Squarespace, stupid ideas, summer solstice, supermarkets, takeaway, takeout, Tasmania, temperature, the Azores, Tubular Bells, undergarments, Virgin Records, weather, wedding guests, wedding photos, weddings, wedmin, Weezer, wills
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November 3, 2011
Kaboom! Bangbangbang! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sizzle! It’s Bonfire Night this Saturday, but we’re letting off a rocket a couple of days early, in the form of Answer Me This! Episode 195:
This classic episode is available to BUY NOW for just 79p at the Answer Me This! Store, through a secure server, without DRM restriction. CLICK HERE to find out more and support our podcast. (This helps keep our most recent episodes free)
We also discuss:
the Bowls World Championship
Wolf Blitzer
Amaretto sours
Divinyls
‘ash cash’
Galliano
gift hampers
beefeaters vs. Kermit the Frog
Pass the Pigs vs. Heave the Heifers
first novels vs. meconium
‘Blister in the Sun’ vs. ‘My Ding-A-Ling’ vs. ‘Pictures of Lily’
Chelsy Davy
Pete Townshend
cocktail umbrellas
and
King Charles III?
Plus, in this week’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App, Olly recounts a bad-taste wedding-day prank with tragic consequences. So if you want to ruin an upcoming wedding, fire up your iPhone, iPad or Android device to learn how. At least you won’t have to sit through the bride and groom’s honeymoon photo slides, since they’ll never speak to you again.
We will never speak to YOU again if you don’t send us your QUESTIONS, so you had better leave voicemails on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis) or send emails to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Don’t make us send you to Coventry, OK?
See you next Thursday,
Helen & Olly
Tags:alcohol, Andy Kaufman, armed forces, army recruitment, aspiring authors, authors, beefeaters, birth, biscuits, books, booze, bowls, Chelsea, Chelsy Davy, Chuck Berry, CNN, cocktails, constructive criticism, cremation, criticism, death, dice, dilemmas, Divinyls, doctors, drinks, editing, etymology, ex-military, freebies, Friends, games, giving birth, Harold Shipman, horses, incentives, job perks, Johnny English, King Arthur, language, local authorities, Luke, lukewarm, manuscripts, masturbation, monarchy, money, music, names, nerves, newscasters, newsreaders, novels, Pass the Pigs, perks, perks of the job, pregnancy, Prince Charles, Prince Harry, retirement, royal family, royalty, sexism, slang, songs, sport, stage fright, succession, Teenage Kicks, the Queen, The Who, tourism, Tower of London, TV news, Undertones, Violent Femmes, wages, Waitrose, Wolf Blitzer, writers, writing
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July 21, 2011
Not to blow our own trumpets, readers, but we really solve a SHITLOAD of mysteries this week. What’s with carriage clocks? What’s Cher Lloyd on about? Why do people bother toiling away to earn money through honest means when they could just throw themselves in front of a moving car and rake in the compensation? Find out all in Answer Me This! Episode 184:
This classic episode is available to BUY NOW for just 79p at the Answer Me This! Store, through a secure server, without DRM restriction. CLICK HERE to find out more and support our podcast. (This helps keep our most recent episodes free)
We also speak of:
Facebook for babies
the great lost Arctic Monkeys single
the Golden Arches theory of conflict prevention
Parky’s Parker pens
‘Swagger Jagger’ vs. This is England
The Simpsons Movie – X-rated
David Cronenberg’s Crash, reimagined
bears’ pre-hibernation precautions
compensation culture
Prince Edward
bulk-buying Tampax
and
the Hairy Moment award.
Plus: Olly is already preparing for the minutiae of his life to be immortalised in a museum; heretical Helen sees the World Cup as a prosaic, nay ugly, object; and Martin the Sound Man at last clears up the common History exam question about what was the primary trigger for the Second World War.
This week’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App (available on iPhone and iPad, or Android) is a question from Naomi about bathtime luxury, which unfortunately leads Helen to recall a magazine’s truly misbegotten sex tip involving pasta. Try it, then let us know whether we’re all missing out thanks to our reluctance to add spaghetti to our sexytime.
Hold up, we’re still not done! We recently guest-hosted an episode of the RadioTalk podcast; click here to hear it and find out more. And in high contrast to that serious podcast about podcasting, we also have the following: video evidence of the anonymous caller in AMT181 who thought his testicles, a stapler and the Keith and the Girl book would be a happy combination. If your curiosity really can’t resist, click here to watch. But we absolve ourselves from any responsibility for the consequences upon your psyche if you choose do so.
Something which has few negative consequences is sending us your QUESTIONS: leave voicemails on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or find answermethis on Skype) or email to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Come back next week to see what we’ve done with them in AMT185. We promise we won’t staple them to our testicles.
Bye!
Helen & Olly
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