AMT422‘s questioneers want to know about/we tell them about the following, whether they like it or not:
the strictness in Strictly Come Dancing Cosette’s little lead sword in Les Miserables actual bargains at TK Maxx actual half penny halfpennies Harrison Ford’s brand of grumpiness that stripy pasta how long you can leave a creamy shrimp bisque out on the kitchen counter on a hot day stickers hypo-allergenic latex-free goodies at the dentist counting how far away lightning is ethics of editing The Young Visiters[sic! (ugh at the ‘sic’)] WWTGWTDTD (What Would The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Do) Darius the Great‘s coins and Alexander the Great’s cum gutters.
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AMT423 will be out 29 October 2026 and the next Answer Us Back will land in your podfeed on 22 October.
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How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose Answer Me This! Episode 328, in which we contemplate:
Plus: Olly plans never to get married, but maybe he’ll change his mind purely to have the themed wedding of his Jennifer Connelly-starring dreams; Helen turns her profound laziness into creative tips; and Martin the Sound Man puts the beats into his favourite Christmas carol.
In today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App, available for iThings, Android and Windows devices, Olly reveals the surprise hair inspiration of his mid-1980s barnet: Princess Diana.
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••• AMT328 Child-Friendly Rating: 60%. No bawdy content, but there are a few swears, and the possible demystification of the machinations behind Christmas presents IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN. •••
Kaboom! Bangbangbang! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sizzle! It’s Bonfire Night this Saturday, but we’re letting off a rocket a couple of days early, in the form of Answer Me This! Episode 195:
This classic episode is available to BUY NOW for just 79p at the Answer Me This! Store, through a secure server, without DRM restriction. CLICK HERE to find out more and support our podcast. (This helps keep our most recent episodes free)
Plus, in this week’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App, Olly recounts a bad-taste wedding-day prank with tragic consequences. So if you want to ruin an upcoming wedding, fire up your iPhone, iPad or Android device to learn how. At least you won’t have to sit through the bride and groom’s honeymoon photo slides, since they’ll never speak to you again.
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