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In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus’s official birthday and deathday aren’t on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also learn about:
sand heists
leaving your body to scienceDisneyland
the perfect beachcarpet of fish blood
werewolf menstruation
Apple Tango
404 codes
opening coconuts
cooking with mayonnaise
Nicky Pluff the doll’s eye polisher
and
bat-flavoured beverages.
And a question for you to answer in the comments: what would you write in a note to the medical students dissecting your body after you left it to science?
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Check out our other work:
Olly has a daily podcast, Today in History with the Retrospectors, and a monthly magazine show The Modern Mann, both of which you can find along with his other work at OllyMann.com.
Helen‘s entertainment podcast about language, The Allusionist, is on a break until early May but there’s a ten-year archive which you can find at the podplaces and at theallusionist.org – including the Bufflusionist episode about Buffy the Vampire Slayer language.
Martin‘s other sounds include songs, available at PaleBirdMusic.com, his completed Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at SongBySongPodcast.com, and his experimental fiction podcast Neutrino Watch at neutrinowatch.org.
; Helen’s late granny ensures she’ll never be able to enjoy a nice blue china pig; and as well as featuring a questioneer’s tip to make you a proper hit with the Ladies, we come up with an ingenious scheme to entertain the pedestrians of central London AND rid the streets of the litter of freesheets. Get on it, Westminster Council!
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