Answer Me This! Podcast

Wahey, listeners! We’re back! Waheyyyyyyy!

Formalities over, let’s get down to business. There’s a new series of Answer Me This!, and accordingly a new episode. So without further ado, here is Answer Me This! Episode 85:

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We’re limbering up with such topics as:

Visalia, CA
syllabub
the four corners of the globe
Antonin Artaud
the life of bivalves
The Little Mermaid
garlic bread
Johnny Onion
this pungent place
Diane Arbus
Past Times
Walkman iPod covers
little red Dansette

Plus! Olly offers some top-notch economising tips for you cat litter users; Helen says the word ‘syllabub’; and Martin the Sound Man explains the difference between corpses and dogs. Thankyou, Martin. Should make walkies a bit less sinister.

As usual we are wanting your QUESTIONS, which you can submit orally to to Skype ID answermethis or our Question Line 0208 123 5877, or emailly to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com; BUT we also want more from you this week because we are greedy. Firstly, we would like you to come and see us at Webstock at the London Word Festival on 22nd March – click HERE for more about it – and secondly, we would like your entries for our fun new Photoshop Challenge, for details of which click HERE. Thirdly, we’ve now got one of those Twitter things that everyone’s going on about, so come and follow us at twitter.com/helenandolly. No doubt over the coming weeks and months we shall provide some very insightful Twits or Twats or whatever the hell the kids call it now. Fourthly, Martin the Sound Man has a new musical video project which he beseeches you all to watch, here or here.

Ok, that’s all the neediness out of the way. Now get back to work!

Oxes,

Helen and Olly

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Avaunt, listeners!

What a week it’s been for public speaking. On the one hand, you have Mr Obama’s inauguration speech; on the other, you have Jordan offering some of the least helpful crime-busting ideas since the Great Marshmallow Truncheon Debacle of 1882. Then, somewhere in between, you have Answer Me This! Episode 83:

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Wherein we elocute upon:

suppositories
second-hand jigsaws
Shami Chakrabarti
contraception for dogs
Rochester Castle
parallax
Karen O
Fifteen to One
moats vs. mottes
coconut-milk vs. man-milk
yom kippur
God ❤ Gareth Gates
the Hard Rock Cafe, Cyprus
Roy Orbison
condom pockets
and
the anal glands of animals.

Plus: Olly’s previous gig as the Marlboro Man; Helen’s problems of personal presentation; Martin’s jangly bunch of keys; and 2009 can finally get started, for at last we hear the voice of Graham from Canada!

We’ll be taking a little break after Episode 84 until March 5th, but don’t let that deter you from sending your QUESTIONS to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, Skype ID answermethis or our Question Line 0208 123 5877. And we’ve got a special treat for you next week to end the series – no, it’s not fun-sized Mars Bars, it is a lovely special guest! Will they have the stamina to deal with your questions? Do they have proper general knowledge instead of the ability to Google-search at speed? Will they talk about genitals as much as Olly does?

Tune in next Thursday to find out!

Helen and Olly

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mixed feelings about the commencement of a new year of podcasting

Just two calendar years ago, Answer Me This! was as trembly and new as a soft-poached egg. Yet here we are, on our second birthday, sage and wrinkly octogenarians, for today we unleash Episode 81:

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Therein:
Prince of Egypt
Calamity Jane
thermal underwear
the Kansas cowboys
Mel Brooks
Nick Robinson
Anne Robinson (no relation)
incontinence vs. electric blankets
Seneca
Clive Anderson
‘Shine’ by Take That
Little Women
sandpaper
Henry James
and
peas.

Plus, Olly’s moods swing from ‘cheerful’ to ‘jolly’; Helen reveals another completely spurious bugbear; and Martin the Sound Man is forced to reexamine the contents of Mickey Mouse’s pants.

We thank you in advance for all the wonderful birthday presents you have no doubt sent us; and also for the QUESTIONS you should dispatch to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, Skype ID answermethis or our Question Line 0208 123 5877.

See you next week!

Helen and Olly

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Ho ho ho, listeners! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat – yet another species succumbs to the obesity epidemic. But at least Answer Me This! Episode 80 is calorie-free and takes up none of your Weightwatchers treat points! Try it.

All this week’s questions are Christmas-related, so lodged within the episode like the Little Baby Jesus in the manger are topics including:

cats shitting tinsel
Larry Dean Stewart
Stevie Wonder’s hair
iPhones
advent calendars
elves vs. Argos
the three wise men
ballottine (translation: turducken)
Santa as chambermaid
plumb lines
wine coolers vs. The Da Vinci Code
Father Textmas
and
FIVE GO-OLD RINGS!

Plus some lovely messages from you listeners, and a special treat from Martin the Sound Man. Indeed, if you missed his gift from last year, you can hear it now before we take it to the charity shop:

Along with satsumas, chocolate coins and stripey socks, what we really want for Christmas is some QUESTIONS from you – either drop them down our chimney or, more practically, email them to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, Skype answermethis or phone 0208 123 5877, and we’ll get cracking on them in the new year. Meanwhile, in between picking dog-hair out of the brandy butter and swearing at the broken fairy-lights, we’ll be tackling some more of your questions right here on this very website, so keep coming to visit!

We’ll be back on Christmas Day with The Best of Answer Me This! 2008, Part I, which will be full of Incredible Moments from this monumental year in amateur British podcasting, as well as some extra special never-before-podcasted footage. Just the thing to fill in a few minutes between the family row and the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special.

Falalalalala-lalalala!

Helen and Olly

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Listeners! Pause for a moment from multiple-voting for Thingy, Whatsit or The Other One on X Factor, or from clearing the shelves of Woollies lest you never see a cheap socket set again; for Answer Me This! Episode 79 awaits.

Messing up the white noise this week are such subjects as:
the Manic Street Preachers
Oregon
gynaecologists
Peekaboo
Bugsy Malone
Radio 4 smash hit The Department
drama teachers
gait vs. gate
spontaneity vs. arrest
Wii vs. World of Warcraft
Will vs. Gareth vs. sanity
and
the troll Zeus.

Plus, Olly reminisces about his cross-dressing years; Helen delights the pervs with racy talk of LADIES’ BRAS; and Martin the Sound Man is more stumped by a bow tie than by quantum physics. We knew he must have an Achilles Heel; we just didn’t expect it to be a foot long and made of black satin.

It’s coming up to Christmas and we want to find lots and lots of your QUESTIONS in our stockings – or, more appropriately, in our inbox at answermethispodcast@googlemail.com or our phonebox via Skype ID answermethis or phone number 0208 123 5877. But as well as that, we would love to have festive voice messages from you lovely lot to play in next week’s episode, so please call and leave us a nice little message! Pretty please! We’ve been SO good this year!

See you next Thursday, for the special Christmas edition of Answer Me This!,

Helen and Olly

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This week was a toughie for us, listeners…because it was the first time ever we’ve shouldered through a podcast without Martin the Sound Man. Our beloved third wheel was off games after a nasty stomach upset. Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone…but there’s still Episode 78, so get listening!

This week, lining the streets of Talkytown are:

Mrs William Hague
cribbage
Richard X vs. various artists
Liberty X vs. Jesus
chance vs. skill
the Queen vs. the career of Kylie Minogue
infants vs. coffee
anaesthesia
the Weekly World News
Cameron Diaz
L. Ron Hubbard
the best Japanese restaurant in Crystal Palace
Perudo
the many moods of Zeus
Sheffield
and
Sam Taylor-Wood.

Plus, Olly gets into low-level gambling; Helen yearns for Einstein’s twin brother; and Martin the Sound Man, of course, malingers on his sick bed – but if you need your weekly fix, download the new episode of his music podcast. Or go and stand outside his work and wait for him to come out.

Martin’s completely better now so there’s no need to send any get well cards or bunches of flowers, but there’s always a need to send us a QUESTION, which you can do by Skypeing answermethis, phoning 0208 123 5877 or emailing answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Don’t make us beg!

See you next week,

Helen and Olly

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Hello champs,

To all our American listeners: Happy Thanksgiving! And to the rest of you – go and sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
Then listen to Episode 77, wherein dwell such topics as:

Phone Booth
the Vengabus
Dick van Dyke
‘The Owl and the Pussycat’
James Whittaker
Whitney Houston
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
levitation
fire-juggling
Jack Lemmon
the mirth of rats
King Lear
equality in the workplace – medieval style
Ulysses
and
the other Martin Austwick.

Furthermore, Olly misremembers hardboiled egg tricks; Helen becomes near incandescent with rage over snacks; and Martin the Sound Man is uncharacteristically quiet but click here if you want to hear more of him.

As ever, if you have a QUESTION for us, get in touch by Skypeing answermethis, phoning 0208 123 5877 or emailing answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Also if you have a namealike with a rogue profession, like this week’s questioneer Geoff, leave a comment below telling us of the Shakespearean hilarity!

Helen and Olly

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Hello there, old-timers! And new-timers! And egg-timers. If you could just stop timing things for just two seconds (plus a further thirty minutes and twenty seconds), perhaps you could listen to Answer Me This! Episode 76. And just before you resume your stop-watches, here are some of the things under discussion this week:

Bergerac
Dawson’s Creek
the indefatigable constitution of Jack Bauer
Dutch cartographers
Abel Tasman
space-hoppers
Steve Guttenberg
Bilbo Baggins’s holiday home
Alan Fletcher
Holly Hunter’s jugs
and
fascinators.

Plus, Olly gets flag envy; Helen is thankful that she had no disposable income when she was five; and Martin the Sound Man is all rock’n’roll from the waist down. Ugh. We also celebrate the fact that someone finally fell for one of Olly’s get-rich-quick schemes! Well done, Mark from Essex, for taking Olly’s vision and making it reality.

If any of the rest of you fancy doing that, or merely want to send us a QUESTION as usual, get in touch by Skypeing answermethis, phoning 0208 123 5877 or emailing answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Following our contemplation of one of David’s questions at the end of the episode, this week we’re particularly keen for you to leave a comment on the website detailing your most expensive and embarrassing piece of clothing. Preferably with pictorial evidence. Don’t be shy!

See you next week,

Helen and Olly

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Hello there, dear chums,

Things get pretty heated in Episode 75 of Answer Me This!. It must be a pretty important issue to cause an altercation between us, right? Well, what could be a more inflammatory topic than whether or not Fantasia is dull? Listen to the episode, and remember to nod or shake your head at the appropriate junctures.

Aside from Fantasia, topics of conversation include:
Aristocats
Interpol
Olly’s mum’s hat collection
Martin’s dad’s head collection
bready drinks
Cole Porter
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Lord Admiral Nelson
Gyles Brandreth
Sebastian Horsley
Oscar Wilde’s podcast
Children in Need vs. Help the Aged
Mary Poppins
gunmetal grey
and
bee wangs.

Plus, Olly describes his early forays into Amsterdam-style theatricals; Helen worries about a poorly punctuated epitaph; and Martin the Sound Man suggests leaving the poor ickle kiddies to fend for themselves. What a hard-hearted rotter! Pudsey Bear is patrolling the streets looking for him right now, to give him a good piece of his mind.

And while he’s doing that, why don’t you give US a piece of YOUR mind by sending us a QUESTION? You can Skype answermethis, phone 0208 123 5877 or email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com; or you could just ululate into the wind and hope for the best. It’s not as reliable a method as the others, though. Thank goodness for the communication opportunities offered by technology.

See you next week!

Helen and Olly

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Hello dear listeners,

Of course this week saw a New Dawn, and all over the world change is sprouting through the ground like the year’s first snowdrops…except at Answer Me This!, where Episode 74 sticks to the old formula of smut, gubbins and half-brained fact. Vote with your mouse, and click to hear it. Maintaining the status quo are such topics as:

Donkey Punch
Californian lavatories
licentious Space Mountain
elephant-flavoured Fanta
Big Ben vs. Centrepoint
Ben Adams (both solo and in A1)
pre-natal boozing
sock fetishes
HMS Victory
marriage-wrecking
and
Aphex Twin.

Plus, Martin the Sound Man tells why you should always doubt news stories based on reports and statistics; Helen suggests a novel way to cover one’s face during the ‘ugly duckling’ years; Olly weaves a riveting story out of St Alban’s, Laura Ashley and his new bathroom cabinet. You wouldn’t think it could be done, would you? Well, by no means cease thinking that.

We’ll be back next week with Episode 75, so please send us YOUR QUESTIONS thus: Skype answermethis, phone 0208 123 5877 or email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Seeya!

Helen and Olly

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