September 8, 2016
All hail the greatest Middleton sibling – not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011’s favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King !
He appears in Answer Me This! Episode 339 , alongside such topics as:
Jaffa cakes
Pringles cakes
The Great British Bake Off vs the Pillsbury Bake-Off
QR codes
MILF money
emergency services before 999
Thomas Edison electrocuting animals (but not an elephant )
spotted dick dogs
and
the state of being on fleek .
Plus: Olly would happily forgo the best thing about Dalmatians, the wally; Helen ponders making an augmented reality patchwork quilt; and Martin the Sound Man needs praise ASAP – it’s an emergency!
Today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App – available on iThings , Android and Windows devices – sees Helen trying to get in on the Pippa Middleton party book business.
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We’ll be back on 22 September with AMT340,
Helen & Olly
••• AMT339 Child-Friendly Rating: 57%
Mentions drug use and contains a couple of strong swears, but no bawdy talk. •••
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March 5, 2015
We’re a crossword clue and a powerful influence upon Burger King’s business plans ; what might Answer Me This! Episode 309 wreak?
On today’s agenda:
existential cats vs existential dogs
Garfield vs Falstaff
Gotham vs Gotham
cookies vs soup
Woodstock
Shazam at funerals
Audrey Hepburn’s pet fawn
Tippi Hedren’s pet lion
Mike Tyson’s pet tiger
Mike Tyson’s pet pigeons
Nicolas Cage’s pet octopus
baked bean baths
Cuckoo Bush Mound
stage weapons
sexy spaghetti
and
Olly’s ABSOLUTELY UNCANNY impression of Ben Affleck as Batman.
Plus: here’s our previous work on the origins of Gotham City ; here’s some advice for you if you’re planning a sexy spagetti bath; let us know what your most uncomfortable and gross charity endeavour was; and would you whip out your phone to Shazam this song during a funeral?
In today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App (get it for iDevices , Android and Windows gadgets) there’s a little more about the history of Gotham. We think we’ve triangulated where Catwoman is pursuing her postgrad education.
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We’ll be back on 19th March 2015 with AMT310, hopefully you will be too.
Helen & Olly
••• AMT309 Child-Friendly Rating: 70% . The language is coarse, but the content isn’t particularly. •••
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