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Last minute reprieve for the BT family

January 5, 2011

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Here’s a Showbiz Inside Scoop from Emma:

In a desperate attempt to make stats revision bearable I’ve been listening to old Answer Me This! episodes. In episode 148 Olly suggested they should kill one of the BT family off.

Olly, I want you to know you’re not far away from the thinking of the advertisers. My dad works for BT and on ‘take your daughter to work day’ I ended up in an advertising meeting with the company who make the adverts. They also wanted to ‘add drama’ to the ads with ideas like Adam leaving Jane or one of the kids becoming ill or running away. So well done Olly!

However, those who do like the family need not worry as the BT people seem to think this was a bad direction for some reason. Indeed, when I mentioned Olly’s idea to my father who just looked at me like I was mental and told me not to go into advertising.

However if BT do produce a campaign involving terminal illness I would suggest that Olly immediately write to BT suggesting he gets royalties or something like that.

It’d be hardly worth his while, seeing as he’d be splitting his royalties with all of the millions of people who’ve watched those adverts over the years and willed the characters to die horribly and painfully.

Incidentally, in the inconceivable event that you like the BT family – so much that you have actually written some fanfic about their interminable domestic life – then please, please share it with us in the comments. You sicko.

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Turkey eggs: the inside scoop

June 22, 2010

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Rowena from New Zealand is fully qualified to put to bed the turkey eggs question from Episode 139. Why? Because she grew up on a turkey farm, that’s why:

Turkey eggs are slightly larger than chicken eggs, their shells are a bit harder to break and their yolks are larger and more yellow than orange.

Ironically I don’t actually eat eggs so couldn’t tell you first hand what the taste is like, but I know my family prefer them to chicken eggs and when I asked my mum she said, “They’re more wholesome and heaps better for you because the turkeys are happy (I think she was just saying that because our turkeys are free range!) and the yolk is a little thicker and richer.” So that’s straight from the turkey farmer’s wife!

We don’t usually sell our eggs as we use them all for hatching more turkeys but do sell the cracked ones that we can’t incubate locally if people want them.

Thanks for assuming the yolk of responsibility, Rowena. I think we’ve finally cracked this mystery. We shell wonder no more. Etc.

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for filet’s sake

May 17, 2010

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We always enjoy it when you listeners share your insider knowledge when we speak of something relating to your various occupations. So thanks are due to Wade in Mansfield for illuminating us as to the filet-o-fish-buying demographic:

I work at McDonalds, and I can safely say that the people who eat a filet-o-fish are
– Indians
– Middle aged women
– One of the idiots who works with me.

If I ever have to make a fillet-o-fish, i scream “FFS” in an attempt to make the customer realise what an awkward shit they are being. Why would you come to McDonalds for a fricken cheap piece of fish in a shit piece of steamed bread and some minging tartar sauce?

Well, that’s another question entirely. Ours not to reason why, Wade.

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My morning jacket

October 29, 2009

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It’s the question that has been keeping us awake ever since Episode 112, but sweet merciful Jesus has delivered Joanna in Southam to us to vanquish the mystery and, at last, lay our minds at rest:

I, as a previous backward blazer wearing school girl believe I can answer this question.

1) Basically we don’t want to wear them as they don’t fit well/are unflattering/it’s not cool.
2) However we are cold so need to hold them up to cover our fronts to keep us warm.
3) This also pleases our parents as it keeps them off the floor.

So there we go. Next week: why do they roll their sleeves up in Miami Vice?

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