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What would you do with a copy of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged? One questioneer needs any answer other than ‘read it’. AMT418 also contains:
Charlie Chaplin’s moustache
Richard Herring’s moustache
Adolf Hitler’s gold teeth
the point of decanters
condom machines
what’s in prop cigarettes
the time Martin held a microphone in front of The X Files‘s Cigarette Smoking Man
your neighbour’s golf noise vs your ears
‘bumper’ editions
and
going to The Club on reality TV shows.
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Olly‘s several podcasts can be found via ollymann.com, and include Today in History with the Retrospectors, The Week Unwrapped and his monthly magazine show The Modern Mann.
Helen makes the entertainment podcast about language, The Allusionist, where she is currently amid a miniseries about Dracula (original edition), Dracula (Icelandic adaptation) and Draculitz (Swedish adaptation). Listen to Draculae at theallusionist.org and in the podplaces.
Martin makes the weird experimental podcast Neutrino Watch, where each episode is a little different each day you download it. He also has a new album coming out soon, so get hyped for that by digging into the back catalogue of his songs, available via his Bandcamp.
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