Answer Me This a bit late: Nadia’s question

January 5, 2007 by

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Because time flies when we’re gasbagging on our podcast, not all the questions we are sent get answered. So in a bid to redress this tricksy situation, let’s have a tardy look at this question from Nadia:

Helen and Olly, answer me this: how can I possibly afford to do an Edinburgh show?
Now, it’s a shame Olly’s not here right now, because last year he actually succeeded in not being financially crippled by his Edinburgh show, a feat matched by few. What the heck is his secret?

I, however, was not similarly fortunate, as just acting in an Edinburgh play managed to net me -£1200, and I am still sour about it 5 1/2 years later. That’s right, Producer Russell! If I ever see you again, you’d better have a cheque ready.

Anyway, Nadia. Have you considered persuading a company to give you some cash in exchange for product placement, such as seems to be proliferating in music videos lately? I don’t know whether making numerous phone calls on a mobile phone/taking pictures of your friends on a mobile phone/conspicuous demonstration of the particular features of a mobile phone figure highly in the dramatic arc of your proposed show, but perhaps you could find a way to fit them in.

Failing that, try the Free Fringe. Or put the show on in the street.
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Please welcome to the stage: EPISODE 1!

January 2, 2007 by


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Greetings, chums.

The aural treat you’ve been waiting for since December last year, and, indeed, YOUR WHOLE LIFE, is finally online! Yep, Episode 1 of Answer Me This! is LIVE!!

Topics covered in this week’s episode include:
constipation
eugenics
suits
phone codes
abbatoirs
Janeane Garafalo (whereabouts of)
auto-fellation
pret a manger
cockslaps
cadbury’s boost bars (whereabouts of)
and…
Cher.

Go on, feast your ears. And stuff them full of sound every week by subscribing to us on iTunes . We’re confident our listeners have the smarts for this moderately laborious process. It’s TOTALLY worth it!

Thanks very much to this week’s Questioneers – Claire, Luke, Leander, Mr Smeam, Greg, Karen and Alistair. We hope you’re satisfied with our service.

We’ll be back next week. If you’d like YOUR question to feature in a future episode, email us at answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Love,
Helen and Olly

p.s. Many thanks to Martin and the Answer Me This players, who provided our excellent theme tune and assorted jingley-pokery.
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ANSWER THIS, LISTENERS!

January 1, 2007 by

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LOOK! It’s a bruise on Helen’s arm that looks like a cock and balls!
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Our question to listeners this week is – how do you think Helen came to have such an amusingly-shaped bruise?

Answers as always to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com

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ANSWER ME THIS! Teaser Trailer online now

December 8, 2006 by

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Listen to this.

If you are intrigued by it, come back in January for some hardcore podcasting action.

If you are not intrigued by it, come back in January anyway. In the light of the new year you will see that your initial impressions were wrong.

We are very excited about it all.

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