Answer Me This! Podcast

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Good morrow, listeners! How are you? We’re fine, thanks for asking.

Pleasantries over: let’s get down to business. Episode 7 of Answer Me This! has hit Ear-Town, and we’d be delighted if you would listen to it.

So please check it out, and in doing so expect to be rewarded with the following entertainment tidbits:
Dreams – The Bed Superstore
Belinda Carlisle
Alexander technique
Ribranda (Who? What??)
sweaty schoolboys
urinal cake
and
beetrooty bowels

Marvel! at Olly’s pillow folly. Gasp! at Helen’s slightly turgid book-learning. Swoon! at Martin the Sound Man’s chitchat about tear gas. Yup, all of human life is here. It’s quite the mixed bag.

There’s also a doozy of an audience question. Check it out here, and get your thinking cap on.

Now, even though you’re all fastidiously avoiding pleasurable activities for Lent, there’s no need to deny yourselves the furtive delight of posing us questions. So give us a treat by emailing your many queries to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. And if you’re a bit bored at work, why not become our Imaginary Friend on MySpace? Then, if we ever have an Imaginary Tea-Party, you can come!

Love,

Helen and Olly
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Hello, pals!

What time is it? Episode 6 of Answer Me This! time, that’s what! We want to penetrate your beautiful ears. Let us in!

‘Issues’ attracting our attention in this week’s episode include:
late night dating shows involving swimming pools
Alton Towers vs. Thorpe Park
knitting (difficultness of)
pet death
Olly’s stinky nose
Garageband
Eriq La Salle
and
Letchworth.

Plus to those of you who stick thorough to the end, a long-awaited discussion on the strange dynamic existing between Helen, Olly and Martin The Sound Man as they sit on a big bed and talk into a big phallic object whilst looking into each other’s eyes. Controversial!

We hope, as the Killers say, you enjoy your stay.

Helen and Olly

P.S. Keep emailing your questions to us at answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. You’ll feel a weight off your mind!
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Good day to you, friends!

You and us, we’ve been getting on so well that we wanted to send you all an early Valentine’s card and a heart-shaped box of Ferrero Rocher. Unfortunately we ran out of stamps, and Martin the Sound Man ate all the Ferrero Rocher – so instead we offer you the fifth episode of Answer Me This! as a love-token.

And if you haven’t subscribed to us on iTunes yet, why the devil not? That way, you’ll hear our new episodes as and when they’re published, perhaps one whole day in advance of your friends. That’s sure to serve you well in the playground.

Matters attracting our amorous attentions this week include:
yeast of the head
yeast infections
yeast extract
Rupert Grint (artistic progress of)
Olly’s toiletries
birthday card etiquette
Chloe off 24
whiffy dollars
and
Martin the Sound Man at C&A.

And if that doesn’t get you in the mood for some commercially-orchestrated lurrve, then you are probably ill.

Thanks ever so much to everyone who sent questions in; apologies to those whose queries have gone unanswered, and well done to Kins, Miranda, Nick, Katie, Ken Mustard and Eloise, who made the cut this week. If YOU have a question to add to the canon, please for God’s sake email it NOW to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com (and by the way, if you want to be added to our email list, just send us an email titled ‘Helen and Olly, please send me your occasional pithy missives’).

By the by, we notice not a single one of you has even attempted to win Olly’s Christmas pudding. Come on, people! It’s the perfect Valentine’s present! (if your true love is a bit of a dolt)

Until episode 6, bye!

Helen and Olly
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Hello, chaps!

At long last, the breathless wait for episode 4 is OVER. Despite its long wait on the bench, Episode 4’s beauty is undimmed. This week’s musings, hotter than a McDonald’s apple pie in August, include:

aunties
lavatory seats (feng shui influence of)
stabilisers
restaurants (evil financial vagaries of)
love-teeth
Plato (Apology)
drowsy fishermen
the Answer Me This! backlash
and
lemons.

There’s also a fair amount of self-indulgent basking in the glory of Answer Me This! achieving no.63 in the iTunes Top 100 comedy downloads. So, if you have grown fond of Answer Me This!, please urge all your friends to check it out as well and maybe we can crack the iTunes top 50. And if you haven’t, why on earth are you reading this? You’re only hurting yourself.

If you would like to join the ranks of this week’s questioneers – Ben, Olly’s dad, Holly, Tommy, Bianca and Polly – email your dilemmas, fact-niggles and bamboozlements to answermethispodcast.com. Also, nobody so far has put in any bids to win Olly’s Christmas Pudding (which pretty much ties up his question in episode 3 about whether anyone actually likes Christmas Pudding), so if for some bizarre reason you think you would like it for your pudding-coffers, send us an email entitled ‘Please send me Olly’s pudding, to feed my demented pudding-lusts’.

Until next time, bye!

Helen and Olly
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Howdy, friends and associates of Answer Me This!

We are very excited to present Answer Me This! Episode III for the delectation of your beautiful little ears. We do hope you like it. Those of you who thought this thing was a trilogy, prepare to be disappointed: there’s plenty more where that came from. Oh yes.

Subjects keeping us busy this week include:
charity muggers
albumen (structural integrity of)
poaching
boobs
narcolepsy
Christmas pudding (universal unpopularity of)
Gladiators
flying maverick mice
embarrassing misunderstandings
and
syphilis.

So, much the same as Prime Minister’s Question Time.

Many thanks to this week’s questioneers, David Goo, Kins, Hugo, Ali, Nadia and Holly. And if YOU want to join their illustrious ranks, send your questions – from the sublime to the ridiculous – to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Furthermore, if you want to win Olly’s unwanted Sainsbury’s Basics Christmas Pudding (cash value £0), answer us this: how can we get that picture of a horse wearing flippers off our iTunes page?

Until next week, when we’ll be taking more swings at the Questions ball with our Answers bat: bye!

Helen and Olly

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Good day to you, readers; and what more glorious day could there be than this, the day episode 2 of Answer Me This! is at last released to an adoring world?

(You needn’t answer that question. It’s rhetorical. There is, of course, no more glorious day!)

Hot topics covered in this week’s episode include:
fishy juice
sliced bread
intestines (stretchiness of)
etymology
breakfast
Continental breakfast (relative rubbishness of)
Bob Holness
French horns
Irish butchers
and
Jude Law (fictional urinary habits of).

Cor! Wow! Etc!! If you like the look of that, and you haven’t yet subscribed to Answer Me This! on iTunes, why not subscribe to Answer Me This! on iTunes? And if you don’t like it, leave us some constructive criticism in the comments section, otherwise we’ll never get better.

Many thanks to this week’s questioneers, Clare, Amy, Brendy, Alistair, Alicky and Hugo; we hope we have vanquished your queries. Furthermore, we offer a big enthusiastic ‘congratulations!’ to Nadia for her winning answer to last week’s Audience Question. Unfortunately she doesn’t win a big cash prize, but she has earnt our respect. If you want to win some of that for yourself, apply your wits to this week’s question in the post below.

We’re back with another dose of Answer Me This! next week. Remember, if YOU have a question for us, please send it to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Love,
Helen and Olly
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Greetings, chums.

The aural treat you’ve been waiting for since December last year, and, indeed, YOUR WHOLE LIFE, is finally online! Yep, Episode 1 of Answer Me This! is LIVE!!

Topics covered in this week’s episode include:
constipation
eugenics
suits
phone codes
abbatoirs
Janeane Garafalo (whereabouts of)
auto-fellation
pret a manger
cockslaps
cadbury’s boost bars (whereabouts of)
and…
Cher.

Go on, feast your ears. And stuff them full of sound every week by subscribing to us on iTunes . We’re confident our listeners have the smarts for this moderately laborious process. It’s TOTALLY worth it!

Thanks very much to this week’s Questioneers – Claire, Luke, Leander, Mr Smeam, Greg, Karen and Alistair. We hope you’re satisfied with our service.

We’ll be back next week. If you’d like YOUR question to feature in a future episode, email us at answermethispodcast@googlemail.com.

Love,
Helen and Olly

p.s. Many thanks to Martin and the Answer Me This players, who provided our excellent theme tune and assorted jingley-pokery.
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Listen to this.

If you are intrigued by it, come back in January for some hardcore podcasting action.

If you are not intrigued by it, come back in January anyway. In the light of the new year you will see that your initial impressions were wrong.

We are very excited about it all.

Start submitting your questions to
answermethispodcast@googlemail.com