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AMT407: left alone, she shoots out more face-piss

June 26, 2025

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Behold! Rob the Balloon Artiste, who featured in AMT405, has only gone and done a balloon portrait of us after Marc Chagall’s painting The Promenade! A very impressive technical and artistic feat, as well as a pretty accurate likeness (Martin the Sound Man appears in the form of headphones).

So that’s exciting. As are AMT407‘s topics of inquiry:

lobster mating rituals
the lies of Phoebe from Friends
cartoon anvils
suncream smell
malepolish
Judi Dench at Disney World
refusing to be recruited to your coworker’s MLM
the inverse relationship at coffee shops between nice coffee and comfortable seating
stock cube variety packs
and
the AMT cut of Friends.

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nothing for money

April 10, 2013

champagne

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Reader, feel free to go to the comments to answer the following question from Anon; alternatively, charge five people £20 each to answer it on your behalf. For Anon asks a question of pyramid schemes:

Can you please advise on the best way to explain to a family member that the new venture that they are incredibly excited about is CLEARLY a pyramid scheme and that they will never see a return on the thousands of pounds that they have already pumped into it?

Other family members seem happy to go along with it because it is making the person in question happy at the moment, but this is infuriating as I feel something needs to be said. The trouble is I have been known to have a condescending demeanour on issues such as this and I don’t want to be horrible, so I need some help!

If you really don’t want to be horrible, how about ignoring your relation’s business follies and instead concentrate on your own anger issues, hmmm?

Anyway, the time to have discouraged them from joining a pyramid scheme would have been BEFORE they ‘invested’ thousands of pounds in it. Now it’s too late, you might as well shut up, sit back and enjoy watching the disillusionment set in.

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