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If this Christmas, one of us starts Instagramming pics of us smugly showing off a white chocolate coconut bundt cake sent by Tom Cruise, this episode is why. And the question is also why – why does Tom Cruise send cakes? Why does he send this cake? All is explained in AMT419, along with:
living statues
growing mushrooms off a book/bath
corporately-named stadiums after the sponsorship deal ends
the spiky side of the cheese grater
the Brixton Bovril building
mangelwurzels
joeys – the baby animals, not the Tribbiani
koala vaginas
Martin the Sound Man’s pet ladybirds
shoes as gifts
what happens to retired police cars
the best Midlanders
and
Olly’s guide to the books of George Orwell.
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Olly‘s several podcasts can be found via ollymann.com, and include Today in History with the Retrospectors, his monthly magazine show The Modern Mann, and the news-but-not-the-news-you’re-totally-sick-of podcast The Week Unwrapped.
Helen makes the entertainment podcast about language, The Allusionist, which pertinent to this AMT has episodes full of facts about ladybirds and unusual types of apple.
Martin makes the weird experimental podcast Neutrino Watch, where each episode is a little different each day you download it. He also has a new album coming out soon, so get hyped for that by digging into the back catalogue of his songs, available via his Bandcamp.
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