September 6, 2018



It’s back to school season, but at AMT the edutainment is year-round. Get your learning on in Answer Me This! Episode 365, wherein we find out about:
Dyson hairdryers vs Duck’n’Dry
‘Sweet Caroline’ (ba ba BAAA)
shoutability
cubits
gopher wood
the List of Unusual Deaths
Bible minigolf
the replacement Avril Lavigne
vanilla pods vs beaver anuses
romance vs Dubai
and
playing Noah for the day.
In this month’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App – available for iPadPhones, Android and Windows devices – listener Ben in Bolivia calls up suffering from altitude sickness. Luckily, there’s a cure! Just not a particularly useful cure when you’re stuck at high altitude. Hope you’re OK, Ben!
Check in with our other work: Olly hosts The Modern Mann; and Helen and Martin are performing the Allusionist live show on stages in the UK, Ireland, the US and Canada this autumn – check where and when at theallusionist.org/events.
Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring the show, and for making it so easy to set up a good-looking website for your projects. Visit squarespace.com/answer and get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with the discount code ‘answer‘.
The Bluffers’ Guides are back! Rapidly become passingly well-informed in subjects from cats to fishing to social media to wine at bluffers.com.
Send us your QUESTIONS: any time, deliver a voice memo or a written question by emailing answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. You can still use the old ways of calling the Question Line on 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis, but a lot of those messages haven’t been reaching us lately. So emailing a voice memo is the safer bet.
Be our interfriend at twitter.com/HelenAndOlly and facebook.com/answermethis.
We’ll be back with AMT366 on 4 October 2018, and there’ll be a Retro AMT episode in your feeds on 20 September.
Helen & Olly
••• AMT365 Child-Friendly Rating: 53%. No smut, but several swears. Plus a discussion of The Eagles. Why would you put a child through that? •••

Tags:1D, Ace of Base, anal glands, animal products, animals, anthems, ark, Avril Lavigne, bands, beavers, Bible, blacksmiths, boat-building, boats, careers, castoreum, Come On Eileen, conspiracy theories, cubits, dating, Dick Turpin, Dubai, Duck'n'Dry, Dyson, farriers, Ferrero Rocher, flavourings, flavours, food, foodstuffs, gadgets, gopher wood, hair, hairdryers, hairstyling, Happy Nation, horses, horseshoes, Hotel California, jobs, Liam Payne, long distance relationships, lyrics, maritime, measurements, misheard lyrics, Morgan Spurlock, musicians, Neil Diamond, Noah, Noah's Ark, Old Testament, One Direction, PopMaster, pub names, pubs, Queen, romance, ships, shoutability, songs, Sweet Caroline, The Eagles, vanilla, wasps, We Are The Champions, William Friedkin, Woburn Abbey, work, working, working abroad
Posted in PODCASTS | Leave a Comment »
October 5, 2017



What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever found in your food? A worm? A lung? Arsenic-laced hundreds and thousands? Gird your stomach for Answer Me This! Episode 355, in which we discuss:
food hygiene ratings
pig nipple bacon
Stanley Mann style
dating your dadalike
shipping it
Larry Stylinson
stans
stoners
Agatha Christie’s cornflour
store detectives
and
that Subway smell.
Plus: Olly shows up a logical flaw in ‘Stan‘; Helen went on an evening out, once; and Martin the Sound Man’s fragile guts are the only restaurant hygiene rating you need.
Today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App is a question from Michelle about the phrase “How’s your father?” Get the app for iPadPhones, Android and Windows devices.
Want to hear more from us? There’s the retro AMT episode that lands your feed mid-month – right now you can hear AMT222, in which we learn about Battersea Power Station and the Brighton Pavilion, and coin a phrase that will chime in your mind forevermore every time you pass a branch of Giraffe. To get it, subscribe to AMT on your podcatcher of choice. All of our back catalogue is available from answermethisstore.com, along with our special albums.
Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode. Go forth and build yourseelf a website! Play around during the two-week free trial, then get 10% off Squarespace’s website-hosting and -designing services for a whole year with the discount code ‘answer‘.
Send us your QUESTIONS: call the Question Line on 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis or send us a voice memo or a written question by emailing answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Be our interfriend at twitter.com/HelenAndOlly and facebook.com/answermethis.
We’ll be back with AMT356 on 2 November 2017, and with a Retro AMT episode on 19 October.
Helen & Olly
••• AMT355 Child-Friendly Rating: 55%. Questions about sexy fan fiction and Tinder dating, but nothing too lewd. Discussion of drugs, albeit an incredibly square one. A couple of swearsy. •••
Tags:1D, Agatha Christie, alcohol, Andrew Lloyd Webber, antisocial, arsenic, books, booze, chicken, Chinatown, clothes, cornflour, crime, dates, dating, dogs, Dogs Trust, drinks, drugs, drunkenness, drunks, early internet, Electra, Eminem, expressions, fan fic, fan fiction, fans, fast food, food, food hygiene, Food Standards Agency, FSA, getting stoned, grains, gross, Harry Potter, Harry Styles, Hermione Granger, hygiene, indigestion, KFC, Kirk, literature, lungs, marijuana, meat, Mike Skinner, Miss Marple, murder mysteries, mysteries, Oedipus, One Direction, Oneders, pets, phrases, poison, pork, Red'n'Hot, relationshippers, remedies, restaurants, romance, sandwiches, Sheryl Crow, ship it, shipping, shopping, slang, slashfic, slugs, smells, Spock, Stan, Stanley Mann, stanning, Star Trek, stoners, stones, store detectives, stories, strangers, subs, subway, Subway smell, terms, The Tuesday Night Music Club, theft, Tinder, unsolicited conversation, walkies, weed, whodunnit, words, yuk
Posted in PODCASTS | 3 Comments »
April 14, 2015
Here’s the stage-eye view of the practice of impassioned underwear-throwing at concerts, as discussed in AMT308. Connor writes:
I recently worked as a lighting technician on One Direction’s Sydney show.
On their tour Down Under, bras and garments from down under so to speak were tossed on stage. As one of the first people on stage after the show, I saw the cleaning staff just scooping them up with gloves on and tossing them in the bin.
In a rather lovely moment of classic rock behaviour intersecting with the digital age, the few bras that were still on stage as I was working all had the Twitter handles of the throwers with pleas for the boys to follow them, as having 1D follow you apparently is the ultimate achievement these days for some tweens.
What an analogue approach to web 2.0 comms.
Tags:1D, concerts, fans, gigs, One Direction, underwear
Posted in Answer Us Back! Your time to opine, inside scoop | 1 Comment »