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January 7, 2015

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Here’s an email from Joe that must have got lost on its way to Penthouse Forum:

Do you think that Vanna and Pat ever had sex with each other?

I’m a fairly handsome and charming man and whenever I work closely with a woman, we end up having sex at least once. There’s something about working together and building a rapport that, in my experience, make banging each other a foregone conclusion. So long as she’s somewhat attractive, this is going to happen.

What’s worse, I’m in the army surrounded by men and this never fails to happen when I work with a female lieutenant.

I know Vanna married someone else, but since they’ve been working together for decades, surely she’s at least tossed him off.

I don’t know Vanna or Pat. But I do know that in eight years of working together and building a rapport, Olly and I have succeeded in never having sex or tossing each other off. You may not believe us, Joe, but this was not in the least challenging. So maybe Vanna and Pat also managed to keep it professional.

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