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Regarding the luxurious arse-wiping asked about in AMT312, Phil from London writes:

I have great news, you too can shit like Simon Cowell and Russell Brand!

Black loo roll is available for a quid a roll.

They (Renova) do other colours as well (and kitchen roll). Lime green, orange, fuscia, yellow and brown.

I am not regular user but have used the black roll; it is a weird experience. The loo is good quality but very odd not being white.

Maybe try the yellow paper, Phil, so you can pretend you’re wiping your bum with a big Post-It Note.

The white loo roll is really striking a, er, bum note.

The white loo roll is really striking a, er, bum note.

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