Good day to you, listeners,
Today’s podcast comes to you in association with Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Or rather, through a mulch of Krispy Kreme doughnuts; if only we had heeded our grandmothers’ insistence upon not talking with our mouths full. So we suppose Answer Me This! Episode 103 is a bit like dancing on granny’s grave, only without the danger of stubbing our toes on a headstone:

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On today’s conversational rota:
Status Quo vs. Status Quo
Fuck Buttons vs. mini-golf
port
Architects in Helsinki
America’s Best Dance Crew
quesadillas
King Charles II’s prophylactics
Take That’s long-running association with lube
Victorian hair jewellery
True Blood
sweetie cigarettes
and
the George Darte Funeral Home.
Plus: Olly tries to get by in Spanish; Helen’s childhood hobbies are some Benjamin Buttons shit; and Martin the Sound Man was, by the sound of it, abducted by aliens and forced to participate in some giant scat pool party. We also warn off the other Oliver Mann and the other Answer Me This.
Moreover! If you stick around till the end of the episode you will hear how Luke from Cambridge set us the challenge to find an apt collective noun for Answer Me This! listeners; if you have any good ideas for such (keep it clean, now!), please comment below; and as ever, do send us your QUESTIONS by sending an email to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com or leaving a voice message via Skype ID answermethis or the question line 0208 123 5877.
Au revoir,
Helen and Olly
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February 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm |
As a Newbie, I am always exploring online for articles that can help me get further ahead. Thanks a million!
August 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm |
An Academy of AMT listeners
August 14, 2009 at 12:56 am |
an antidissestablishment of listeners!
August 11, 2009 at 7:09 pm |
An interrogation of AMT listeners
An inquiry of AMT listeners
An uncertainty of AMT listeners (Schrödinger likes this…maybe)
A solicitation of AMT listeners (not sure if that has the same meaning as here in the us)
An ACK of AMT listeners (getting nerdy here)
and my most nerdish of all…
A philomathy of AMT listeners (I like calling myself a philomath, as I’m sure your listeners do as well)
August 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm |
A Philomathy? Well done, sir. Well done indeed. 🙂
August 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm |
How about:
A Tribunal
A Gaggle
An Army
An Ascension
A Horde
A Collective
(Props to those who suggested “Orgy”! Had I posted sooner, it surely would have been on my list!) 🙂
August 11, 2009 at 1:44 am |
Exultation of AMT listeners
A pod of AMT listeners
A Molly of AMT listeners ( this one combines Martin and Olly, and the feminine touch of Helen.
August 10, 2009 at 9:22 pm |
A cult of AMT listeners. Or is that too S&M?
A sound man of AMT listeners?
A tit of AMT listeners?
August 10, 2009 at 2:44 am |
Of the suggestions so far I’m fond of ball, wanksplash and orgy. This possibly reflects badly on me.
August 10, 2009 at 3:05 am |
No, Sharon, it means like Shaznay, you know where it’s at.
A Shaznay?
August 9, 2009 at 11:54 pm |
I like swarm. Dangerous and annoying.
August 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm |
My favorite: An Oddity of AMT! listeners
But some more are:
A storm
A guffaw
A ruckus
A murder
A shriek
A party
A neverthriving [lol]
A superfluity [because were all nuns here… O.o rofl]
An epidemic
A pandemonium
A conspiricy
A mess
A mutation
An abomination
A sanitarium
Yeah my minds blank now, thats all I can think of in the short space of a few hours 😀
August 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm |
Apparently, ‘flange of baboons’ was made up by Richard Curtis when he was a writer for Not The Nine O’Clock News because he thought it sounded funny. The sketch, with Rowan Atkinson as “Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla”, became so ubiquitously quoted that, as a direct result, the term has now been accepted…
Well, fancy that….
Smasher.
August 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm |
A bamboozle.
August 8, 2009 at 11:18 am |
In descending order,
A quirk, a strangeness, an oddness, a madness or an asylum of listeners.
or a perverse one,
a sobriety of listeners.
August 8, 2009 at 9:22 am |
Well it’s obvious, innit?
A quiz of listeners. It already sounds plural and has a nice onomatopoeia about it. Plus it’s fun to say “christ, I got cornered in the market by a quiz and had to divert their attention with a half-finished sudoku!”
August 7, 2009 at 3:57 pm |
Like the man above said, definitely “a ball”. Potentially “a bloody ball” when things get particularly heated.
Now answer my Tim question, right away!
Cheers,
Gordon the BritAmeriCanadian in Edinburgh
August 7, 2009 at 8:48 am |
clearly, it has to be a ‘douche’ of listeners.
one the one hand, the french means shower, which is what we are. a beautiful showering of podcast listeners.
on the other self depricating hand, we are all kind of douchebags.
August 7, 2009 at 4:30 am |
At first I was thinking a download, or maybe a cast, or perhaps even a stream, but then the correct answer was obvious.
A piss.
August 6, 2009 at 11:33 pm |
What about a feed of listeners, like a podcast feed? Eh?
August 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm |
How bout: a reference, an inquest, an enigma or a catechism of amt listeners?
August 6, 2009 at 8:19 pm |
I can’t help thinking we should be an ignorance of listeners.
Too obvious?
Well kiss my predictable a.h.
August 6, 2009 at 8:15 pm |
A wanksplash of listeners.
August 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm |
A ball of AMT’s.
August 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm |
“A Prick of podcasters”? alliteration is your ally.
August 6, 2009 at 6:27 pm |
listener are fans, so a group of them is a fanny.
August 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm |
A cuntwad of listeners?
or alternatively an anal herpe of listeners?
August 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm |
Mwahaha, fuck everyone, mine got onto episode 104!
August 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm |
How about a gabble of Answer Me This listeners?
Gabble: To talk fast, idly, foolishly, or without meaning
August 6, 2009 at 2:29 pm |
Well, there are so many ones which could be ”the one”..here are my offerings…
A Seduction of AMT listeners
A Groan of AMT listeners
A Cuddle of AMT listeners
A Tumble of AMT listeners
A Shambles of AMT listeners
A Delight of AMT listeners
A Dictionary of AMT listeners
An Ecouter of AMT listeners
A Martin of AMT listeners
And finally…
An orgy of AMT listeners.
Well…I hope these provided some entertainment for some people…hope one of them gets picked…ha, if only 😛
August 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm |
Having opened the first book that came to hand and chosen three words at random, I would like to suggest:
A tweed of listeners
A breakfast of listeners
A blaze of listeners
August 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm |
A Rookery
– a colony of breeding animals… like ‘Pin”guins 😉
August 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm |
A bellowing of AMT listeners?
August 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_collective_nouns
My favourites are swarm and plague.
August 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm |
A Query of AMT Listeners?
August 6, 2009 at 12:37 pm |
A Conundrum of AMT listeners??
August 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm |
An asylum of AMT listeners?
August 6, 2009 at 11:48 am |
A ponder/query of AMT listeners?
August 6, 2009 at 10:35 am |
A pod of AMT-listening pea-ps?
August 6, 2009 at 9:03 am |
An Inquisition of Answer Me This listeners?