Cor, get a load of those stems, listeners! This week, the men of AMT (that’s Olly and Martin the Sound Man, in case you couldn’t work it out) show off their shapely pins – but whose pins are shapelier? Cast your vote in the comments for the left or right pair of legs. Self-esteems depend upon it. Why? Find out in Answer Me This! Episode 295:
We also find out about:
OS maps
Freshers’ Week
the price of buses
Kent vs France
psoriasis vs Parkinson’s
Helen’s dad’s genes vs Helen’s dad’s jeans
bat detectors
human meat
William Seabrook
Andy Serkis
auctioneers’ patter
mature students
existential questions at Buckler’s Hard
bereavement
corporate tangrams
and
Helen’s first teapot.
We also wonder whether Martin the Sound Man has gone completely batshit, as he tries to converse with bats, thinks jackets = character, and yet again airs his obsession with Holly Hunter. Turn off the lights and pretend you’re not home, Holly!
In today’s Bit of Crap on the App (available for iDevices, Android or Windows gadgetry), we tackle a question from Tori about rumours about teachers that swirled around school. In our cases, most of those rumours were cleaner than the reality.
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We shall return with AMT296 on 21st August, unless this leg rivalry means Olly and Martin will no longer agree to be in the same room as each other. It’s pretty serious.
Helen & Olly
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August 20, 2014 at 12:57 am |
Left.
August 19, 2014 at 8:48 pm |
Left!
August 19, 2014 at 7:26 pm |
Left leg gets my vote. Although if you look at the legs in the background, I’d go with right!
August 14, 2014 at 2:11 am |
Going to go left here, but it’s a tough call.
August 13, 2014 at 7:23 pm |
One twig is the same as any other…
I want to see Helen’s 🙂
August 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm |
I reckon it’s the right leg!
August 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm |
Right! Too pose-y, but manlier.
August 10, 2014 at 8:16 pm |
The left wins easily!
August 10, 2014 at 5:28 pm |
Left! beause the right leg is trying to pose too hard. relaxed they would probably be equally nice
August 10, 2014 at 3:21 pm |
I’m adding my vote to the right side, but the left side is lovely in a daintier way. And I second the pleasingness of the foot on the left.
August 9, 2014 at 4:16 am |
Right thanks! Sorry left, you are lovely too.
August 9, 2014 at 3:34 am |
Definitely, 100% right!
August 9, 2014 at 2:45 am |
I think the legs on the right are shapelier but the feet on the left are a nicer. It all evens out.
August 9, 2014 at 12:46 am |
The legs that are on the right! The legs are the left are however very feminine!
August 8, 2014 at 7:15 pm |
Right side
August 8, 2014 at 3:38 pm |
Left leg (darker shorts), has a nicer foot as well 🙂
August 8, 2014 at 1:06 pm |
Right takes it (but left are good too)
August 8, 2014 at 11:20 am |
Left!
August 8, 2014 at 10:50 am |
right!!
August 8, 2014 at 2:28 am |
right again (pretty sure they are Martin’s.. certainly the hairier of the two!
August 7, 2014 at 9:11 pm |
Right – no question.
August 7, 2014 at 8:53 pm |
Right!
August 7, 2014 at 3:24 pm |
The right is the shapelier leg, but the left is the lovelier foot. (Sorry for objectifying you guys.)