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Here’s a question of table manners from Ben from Taunton:

I absolutely love eating noodles but am unable to savour this delight as every time I do the soup splashes everywhere and creates a mess. It goes over the sofa, over my body (which sometimes burns) and if I have company I am simply too afraid to eat it in case they see what a slob I am.

Please answer me this: how do I eat noodles without creating mess and pain?

1. Wear a rain poncho during meals.
2. Liquidise the soup and noodles together, then drink out of a baby’s sippy-cup.
3. Eat at a dining table, sitting on a chair. Sofa posture will not help you save yourself from the soup-noodle menace.

Another option is not to fight your noodle mess, but to embrace it (not literally, Ben, we don’t want you to scald yourself again). Here are some inspirational materials for you:

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