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Little Miss Foulmouth

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Here’s a question from mucky-minded Millie:

When my sister was two years old my cousins taught her to say goodbye to people by saying “Bye bye you fucking idiots”. They also used to play barbies with us by dressing them like dentist prostitutes, scuba diving strippers and plain naked.

Recently my cousin’s baby turned three, so now I think it’s my turn to get back at her. I’ve already taught her the diarrhoea song, how to cook her Barbie dolls in her toy oven and how to give her toys funerals.

So answer me this: what else can I teach my cousin that is mildly inappropriate? Keep in mind I don’t want her mum to kill me.

Readers, this is for you: please go to the comments and suggest ways to pollute this wee child. I’m not going to help, because Socrates was executed for corrupting the youth.

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2 Responses to “Little Miss Foulmouth”

  1. Eimear's avatar Eimear Says:
    July 20, 2012 at 7:21 am | Reply

    My best friend’s mother gave her the biologically correct explaination to where babies come from, which accidentally resulted in her deciding to call her doll “Anus”. You could always do that and claim you were trying to be responsible and educate her properly!

  2. Martin's avatar Martin Says:
    July 20, 2012 at 3:07 am | Reply

    How about let the kid listen to AMT?

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