Marmite ‘mare

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And guess what? Foreigners hate it.

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There’s an ocean between us and Alexandra in Wisconsin. An ocean of yeast extract:

I’ve always been a fan of British culture, so I went to my local World Market (a speciality store that sells imported goods of all kinds) and bought the biggest jar of Marmite I could get my hands on.

I took it home, and toasted an (English) muffin in anticipation, mouth watering at the deliciousness that was to soon come my way. After all, England has given us so many wonderful things: David Bowie, to name just one.

OH MY DEAR SWEET GOD IT WAS THE WORST TASTING STUFF EVER. I tried it on bread, crackers, muffins… I tried dipping celery in it… to say this is an acquired taste is a huge understatement. How can you eat this stuff?

I’m Marmite-ambivalent, so if you need suggestions for how to eat your Marmite, I direct you to this three-course Marmite menu by Gary Rhodes (non-Brits wondering who he is: a spiky-haired celebrity chef, slightly less annoying than Guy Fieri). And here is a whole website devoted to Marmite cookery. Marmite Victoria sponge? Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit.

Also, a tip: you may be spreading it too thickly. Try a little less Marmite. If you still find it repugnant, try even less Marmite – ie zero Marmite. Problem solved.

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2 Responses to “Marmite ‘mare”

  1. Easy Tiger Says:

    marmite is lush and anyone who doesn’t like it is clearly wrong in the brain

    toast bread, add spread and then a thin-ish layer of marmite. eat while warm, perfect

    eventually you can graduate to cheese honey and marmite sandwiches – yum!

  2. gaijintendo Says:

    Some people like to compare a thing with strong opposing opinions to “Marmite”. But other people don’t like that.

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