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Often it is hard to strike up a conversation with somebody you don’t know very well, but not so when you meet Kieran from Bedford:
My dad is a gynecologist and most people seem to know this!
Answer me this: what should I say to someone when they tell me my dad delivered them?
Furthermore! What should I say to women who say they’ve been to see my dad?! The most recent was a dinner lady at school (just as you imagine!), which is not an image I want to imagine!
I’ve found myself in many an awkward situation due to this!
Yes – on your back with your pants off and your feet in stirrups, Kieran! Ho ho ho.
Readers, go to the comments, please, and give Kieran an all-purpose rejoinder with which he can deflect anybody who is keen to discuss how his father has stared up their intimate passages.
Anyway, Kieran, you should be proud of your father – he must be doing a great job, considering how eager these people are to talk about these matters upon which they would usually be so coy.
Answer Me This! Podcast 
April 27, 2012 at 1:28 pm |
Answer “yeah, he told me” and then pull a disgusted face.
April 27, 2012 at 9:47 am |
“Oh? When did you see him?”
[insert day of week here for response]
“Yeah, he did whiff a bit when he came home that night. Put me right off my fish pie at dinner.”
April 26, 2012 at 11:24 am |
The only answer is “Oh, did you? And how’s your fanny?”