like a hole in the head


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Remember Jessii, the perforated lady from St Helens? Well hallelujah, she has succeeded in finding new bits of her body to puncture! Ours not to reason why, etc etc. She says, through swollen face:

I recently got my tongue pierced (venoms).

Well I am in a lot of pain at the moment because my tongue is swollen.

Sorry to hear that, Jessii – I am totally surprised that firing bolts through a nerve-rich chunk of muscle could have negative side effects! Really I am…

I can’t eat or talk and even swallowing is a bit of a chore.

It’s way worse than getting the one piercing in the middle.

So, answer me this:

What is the most painful thing you have ever done to yourself or had done to you willingly?

Mine will remain between me and the lady at the family planning clinic, thanks; but readers, go to the comments and reveal your self-inflicted agonies.

yes dear, it looks lovely

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4 Responses to “like a hole in the head”

  1. James Says:

    Leaning back on chairs.
    I still never seem to understand, I will fall and look a twat, but why do i keep swinging?

  2. Elzapan Says:

    Duke of Edinburgh expeditions. WHY OH FUCKING WHY did I think that walking 20 kilometres in SHIT conditions with HUGE bags on my back would be enjoyable.

    My collarbones and hips were bruised. Holy FUCK.

  3. Moz Says:

    When i was young (21. and….er… do i put this……horny?), a ladtfriend i was being intimate with poured hot candle wax over my chest and…….’member’. I liked it at the time…..

    i tried it on my chest again about 8 years later… effing kills!!!

    Let that be a lesson, kids. Hot candle wax NOT sexy.

  4. sarah Says:

    Breast implants were the most immediate pain, vaginoplasty lasted longest pain-wise (dilution… ow) but worst combined was definitely forehead shaving. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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