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Chris has something to say about Episode 151:

You mentioned the performance of King Lear with Ian Holm in it. It was many years ago when I was doing my A Levels and happened to be studying King Lear. I went to see it! My friend Adam wangled the prized tickets off his parents.

As film fans, Adam and I rated Holm for his performance in Alien rather than The Borrowers, yet neither of us were expecting to see Ian Holm get his tadger out. Which he did to great effect whilst going mad because his daughters had given him the cold shoulder or whatever. It’s Lear’s own fault it was a bloody stupid idea in the first place (as I wrote in my A level).

Much later, whenever Lord of the Rings would come into a conversation, we would both state, ‘I’ve seen Bilbo’s knob’.

So my question is simply this:

Have any of the AMT team ever seen a famous member? And a smutty film or on the internet doesn’t count! It has to be in real life!

Olly saw Daniel Radcliffe’s wang when he was in Equus, but by extension of your rules, Chris, I don’t think theatrical cock-spots should be permitted either. Now that we’ve established the guidelines, readers, unleash your inner Pamela Des Barres and the comments and tell us about your encounters with famous members.

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14 Responses to “famous knobs”

  1. Choo Says:

    My mum saw Jude Laws todger in the theatre some years back, and I’ve had to live with the envy ever since!

  2. Jimmski Says:

    Motorway service stations seem to be rich hunting grounds for celebs pissing. I once wee’d next to Leo Sayer (tiny, smiley and sprightly but massive hair) in one of the M1 ones and David Guest (equally diddy but very scruffy) on the M40.

    Also I wee’d next to one of the Kaiser Chiefs in the Virgin Upper Class lounge in Hong Kong in 2007. They were returning from playing Sydney and were on my flight back to London. Dunno which one of them it was as I didn’t find out it was the KC’s until on the flight itself and i asked a flight attendant who they were as people kept asking for their autographs.

  3. Alan from Derby Says:

    Looked right whilst peeing at toilet in the Ivy -London to discover I was standing beside Michael Parkinson.

  4. Laup Says:

    Hello.. Helen, Olly and Martin

    I once had a bowl movement a few wee catchers up from one of the Ant and Dec duo, it was the one that generally stands on the right, with the bigger head, didn’t get a good look at his celebrity wang though,
    love the show and with cutting edge listener involvement like this, i’m sure you’ll be on the receiving end of some nice trophy or shield at the next round of awards ceremonies. XX

  5. Easy Tiger Says:

    I once took a pee alongside Ade Edmondson. It was and still is the highlight of my life

  6. Gabriel Says:

    My Dad allegedly stood at the urinals with all of Duran Duran.

  7. Mark in Miami Says:

    I wizzed next to rapper/ actor Ice-T about 10 years ago at a club in Miami Beach. We both kept eyes forward, no discourse till we got to the sink. We exchanged “Wassup’s” and that was it.

  8. Jen Says:

    Hi There

    I’ve not wee’d next to a famous man, due to being a girl, but I did once use the toilet straight after Joan Plowright and as I sat down I thought that if six degrees of separation applied to toilet seats then my bum had come into contact with Laurence Olivier and Vivein Leigh at the very least.

    by the way, I love the show and listen to it whilst feeding my 3 month old daughter.

    jen
    x

  9. Jen Says:

    Hi There

    I’ve not wee’d next to a famous man, due to being a girl, but I did once use the toilet straight after Joan Plowright and as I sat down I thought that if six degrees of separation applied to toilet seats then my bum had come into contact with Laurence Olivier and Vivein Leigh at the very least.

    by the way, I love the show and listen to it whilst

  10. angus Says:

    Recently, i was down at the london studios (will be appearing on some shitty daytime quiz show, didn’t win anything)

    During the two separate occasions i was down there, cos they cocked up the first filming so had refilm the entire FUCKING series, i got to pee next to many famous people.

    Best – Peeing next to robin williams when he appeared on the alan carr show which was a studio along from us. I said i hoped he was going to do some serious acting again, due to him being ace. He said thanks. I then felt akward.

    Worst – Pissing next to one of the people from twilight. I wanted to mock him so so so so badly. He didn’t even say thanks when i held the fucking dorr open for him. Wanker.

    I also got to know Nick Knowles surprisingly well (hint to the show i was on). He smokes about as much as i did and we discussed rugby and what was interesting to do in london, due to me being from the wilds of aberdeen. His girlfriend was also ridiculously hot.

    End of my celeb stories.

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