Pumpkin spice and all things nice – that’s not what lattes should be made of




In response to last week’s contemplation of pumpkin spice lattes, Richard sent in this informative history of the concoction, in case you were curious.

Elise has sent something stronger – a cupful of piping hot rage:

Really Olly? Americans are children because we like pumpkin spice lattes? That’s an ironic statement coming from the man who’s so infantilized that he regularly goes to Disney World and will happily tell people that he went to a character breakfast with Mickey. On purpose!

A man who is probably trying to convince his fiance that a Disney wedding would be romantic. A man so infantilized that when the store keeper told him how to take care of his furniture purchase he was appalled that he might have to do some work and take care of his toys.

You’re the child, Olly. Grow up.

Why would Olly grow up, Elise? The life you’ve described sounds amazing! Unlike a cup of coffee flavoured with gourd.


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2 Responses to “Pumpkin spice and all things nice – that’s not what lattes should be made of”

  1. Sara Says:

    I went to a Disney Wedding on Halloween a few years ago. It incredibly fun. I also love pumpkin lattes.

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