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This question from Margaret in Indiana is the kind that some people spend their whole lives trying to answer*:
I was listening to the lightbulb jokes on last week’s episode, and I had a question:
What is the best joke?
*Not me, though. I am not especially fond of jokes. Therefore I delegate to you, readers, the task of going to the comments and submitting your best joke. The winner gets to be plagiarised by everyone else forever.
Go on, by the end of today I expect the comments section to be like this:
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Tags: jokes
June 6, 2013 at 8:37 pm |
An Englishman goes into a pub with a cockatoo on his shoulder..the barman asks “where did you get that from?” The parrot replies “What, are you fucking kidding me? This is Australia they are fucking everywhere!”.
Now that is funny.
June 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm |
What goes “Ha ha ha plop”?
A man laughing his head off.
It’s funny because ‘plop’ is a great word.
June 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm |
Knock-knock joke:
A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: Gestapo.
B: Gestapo wh…
A: VEE VILL ASK ZEE QVESTIONS!
From the US Office
One-liner:
“They said they did breakfast at any time, so I asked for French toast during the Renaissance.”
From Swingers
June 6, 2013 at 9:37 am |
When there are nuggets like these, for what more could a man (or even a Margaret) ask?
Knock-knock joke:
A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: Gestapo.
B: Gestapo wh…
A: VEE VILL ASK ZEE QVESTIONS!
One-liner:
“They said they did breakfast at any time, so I asked for French toast during the Renaissance.”
Three nationals:
An Englishman, an Irishman and and a Welshman go into a pub. The barman says “What is this, some kind of joke?” (Tommy Cooper)
(anti-)Racist:
[business sign] Patel and Patel, Builder’s Merchants, ‘You’ve tried the cowboys, now give the Indians a go’.