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Here’s a sad question from Eddy from Colchester, aged 11:

My best friend I’ve been with since I was four years old.

Tomorrow is his birthday party and I’ve been to every single party since we were four. So now he has not invited me to this birthday party just because i don’t play Minecraft in the evenings with him.

So answer me this, is my friend being a dick?

Yes.

That’s not a comforting answer; nor is the fact that I doubt Minecraft is solely responsible for the schism. Perhaps you are growing apart. You’ve spent some 60 per cent of your lives as best friends; change may be upon you. You could test this by agreeing to play Minecraft with him and seeing if he becomes cordial again.

Whatever the reason, he’s still being a dick. Does Minecraft turn people into dicks?

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One Response to “Minecraft dick”

  1. Eddy from Colchester, aged 11 (now 12)'s avatar Eddy from Colchester, aged 11 (now 12) Says:
    August 27, 2013 at 1:51 pm | Reply

    thanks for answering, but im not going to play minecraft with him because:
    1. he will cry if i do something wrong
    2. he will cry if i do some thing right
    3. he cry’s allot ( i mean allot)
    4.the game sucks and il become a dick

    so we can say is he is a massive dick bag (dont need to talk about dick bags again please dont)

    RIP – all minecraft nerds who have court dickishness from said game

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