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In case you were wondering how fares Kris from Durham from last week’s episode, he has written to update us on how his ex-girlfriend continues to take advantage of him:
Last week she said the animal rescue she worked for needed help with posters for an event as their graphic designer had dropped them last minute. Guess which bloody muggins went and did the work! ME. OK, it was for “Charidee” and it saves little dogs’ and cats’ lives, but you’re right – she’s being a twat.
She even said “This is really fucked up, isn’t it? That I keep asking you for advice on him and all that jazz?” I’m aware it’s beyond cretinous of me to think that this gentleman (who she’s already expressing concerns over, due to his lack of texting in between their dates) has no future and that realistically I can and should try to win her back?
I don’t want to get all Romeo and Juliet on things, but I genuinely love her, it was just a bumpy patch and long distance is a twat at the best of times. Truth be told, we’d discussed the future, and she was drunk.
I’ve genuinely no idea what to do?
We already told you what to do, Kris: CUT OUT THIS SELFISH BITCH. She’s happy to keep stringing you along while she’s exploring other options; she has already shown gross insensitivity in regaling you with tales of her sexual exploits with somebody else; and now she’s also taking advantage of your professional skills for free! Why why why why WHY would you want to win back this prize piece?
Tough love time, Kris – here’s what you have to do:
i) stop answering her calls and emails;
ii) give yourself some time to grieve for the relationship, without her popping up all the time to ruin your progress with learning to live without her;
iii) get some self-respect;
iv) send her an invoice for the posters.
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Tags: break-ups, breaking up, exes, twats, unreasonable behaviour
Answer Me This! Podcast 
May 24, 2012 at 12:08 am |
Feel like you need another web-based opinion? Try:
http://www.yoshouldidumpthisahole.com/
*SPOILERS* Yes, you should.
May 16, 2012 at 7:28 pm |
Believe me, Kris, it’s an incredibly empowering and relieving thing to take the initiative, turn your back and never look back. No answers or explanation. Just walk away from her into the sunset.
May 16, 2012 at 6:19 pm |
It’s the best advice, but he’s probably not going to take it. When it comes to love, heart is king. Common sense is out.to.lunch. As long as he has supportive friends, he’ll be alright. We must learn from these, the mistakes we choose to take.
May 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm |
If women did not have this ridiculous grip on us, where would the world be? I agree though, cold turkey seems the only solution, or maybe ‘accidentally’ set up a chain email about her behaviour. Someone here must be able to get this going, then the whole world will know what a bitch she is.
May 16, 2012 at 1:30 pm |
As George Bush said, “Fool me… Once. Shame on me. Twice. Shame on you. Never fool me again. Fool.”
She’s making you look like a right old mug. Ditch the mental bitch.
May 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm |
What they said. Couldn’t put it better.
May 16, 2012 at 12:56 pm |
hear hear!