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What is the French for ‘cougar’? Max here needs to know, tout de suite:
I have recently started working in Paris as an intern and have taken a bit of a liking to the gorgeous French receptionist. She’s a bit of a bombshell, and I always make the time to go and chat to her as I try my best to look busy and vaguely aware of how to do what they pay me for.
I’ve asked her out for a drink before and she always hits me with a cheeky “maybe” and an even cheekier smile. Things have, however, hit something of a snag since she found out that I am only 20 and she is 31: last time we spoke she said I was “too young for her”. I replied that I wasn’t like most twenty-year-olds, to which she said I “Certainly wasn’t” but I still am unsure how best to proceed.
Obviously going out with an older (slightly) French woman is too good an opportunity to pass up and I think it ticks all men’s boxes, but she is also very sweet and charming.
So answer me this: what’s the best way of persuading her that I’m ‘all man’?
Apart from dropping tes pantalons and giving her a good look at your steak frites? Probably acting like a proper grown-up. Stop telling her how many Jagerbombs you puked down yourself last night; start dressing like a French version of Don Draper and ask her out on a very sophisticated date, eg at a support group for those suffering from unbearable existential angst after reading too much Camus.
Readers, you may infer that I have no experience in seducing gorgeous French receptionists, but if you have, please repair to the comments and offer Max votre conseil.
Answer Me This! Podcast 
February 23, 2012 at 8:41 am |
Never try & “Persuade” women that your right for them! Such a turn off!
“Simple Pickup” << These guys on youtube have all the info you need!
You will be knee deep in french clunge before you know it!