baking boy

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Ladies! Are you looking for love? Love AND homemade cake? Billy from London could be the man of your dreams:

I am a twenty-something guy, and I have recently discovered the joys of baking. I wouldn’t say I was an expert: more an enthusiastic novice who has managed to master a few basic cake and muffin recipes.

I am also single and am actively looking for a girlfriend. As a result, I am doing my best to promote myself and my many talents to members of the opposite sex.

Please answer me this: Should I advertise my baking skills to dates and potential girlfriends? Will they see it as charming and cute, or will they automatically assume that I’m gay and lose interest? Alternatively, might they feel threatened by my venture into what is traditionally seen as a female activity?

Woah, Billy, woah! You were doing really well at looking like an adorable and modest prospect, until you introduced the notion that baking is for gays and girls, and furthermore that feminism has failed to such an extent that the ladies might object to you encroaching upon ‘their territory’. Are you still reeling from the earful you received when you turned up at Greenham Common in 1982, whipped out a bra and set fire to it, then as it burned exclaimed, “That wasn’t so hard, gals, I don’t know why you’re making such a fuss about everything. Is it because you’re all on your rags?”

Concentrating on the first part of your question: I don’t see why you wouldn’t. Unless you’re only dating coeliacs.

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One Response to “baking boy”

  1. lucy's avatar lucy Says:

    I love baking, and Im single and female.

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