weird turn-ons

Julia from Oxford is the biggest sexual deviant since James Spader in Crash. (And Secretary.) She writes:

I’m massively attracted to men who are good at science, which may say something for evolutionary theory as I’m rubbish at it and may be trying to secure some scientific intelligence genes for my future offspring.

I also have a bit of a thing for appendectomy scars, but that’s just a bit weird.

So answer me this: What are your biggest unconventional turn-ons?

Gather round, pervs! Go to the comments and tell us your wrongo turn-ons, and try not to get too aroused whilst doing so.

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6 Responses to “weird turn-ons”

keenanjuice Says:
July 1, 2011 at 11:24 pm | Reply
Having my dishes washed and my shirts ironed.
Brian Cone Jr Says:
June 28, 2011 at 10:33 pm | Reply
I find it highly arousing when buses are late for some reason.

New lightbulbs have a similar effect.

As does cabinet member Teresa May.

My greatest fantasy is to be standing next to Teresa May in a queue for a very overdue bus whilst holding an unopened four-pack of eighty watt lightbulbs.
Max Mosley Says:
June 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm | Reply
Nazi Orgies
Ken Pork Says:
June 25, 2011 at 7:42 am | Reply
I like it when girls blush when saying the word “flange”. It’s not like it’s a rude word but these days it seems to have taken on similar meaning to “vag” or “fanny”. I like it when girls say “fanny” too. I like fanny. But I don’t like cock.
Matt Says:
June 24, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Reply
OCD-ness. I once sat next to this girl in an exam who got everything out of her pencil case and lined everything up in rows according to size, one parallel to the other and to the edge of the desk.

Unlike Julia though, I think I like that because I do it to.
Jimbobbybob Says:
June 24, 2011 at 4:28 pm | Reply
It’s hot when girls wink. Must be a genetic evolutionary thing…