Dear Listeners,
This week we caught not one but two Maypole dances! After the sight of a team of hail-lashed eight-year-olds cavorting around a giant phallic symbol, then a second helping of the same, anything’s going to seem anticlimactic. Except, perhaps, for Answer Me This! Episode 134:

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Wherein we speak of:
Peppy the polar bear
Mint Imperials
ostrich meat
Claude Garamond
Roald Dahl
Microsoft whimsy
the Empire State Building
Australian superlatives
British teen pregnancy rates WIN
the Burj Al Arab
phone cake
Stanley Morison
the Mr Bean Diary
and
Kidderminster.
Plus: Olly emphasises the importance of proper hydration during hot hungover Hellenic hikes; Helen recalls her days as the Nadia Comaneci of Tunbridge Wells; and Martin the Sound Man poaches an old Pappy’s Fun Club joke, With Hilarious Results. Or similar. We also implore you to help out Ian from Florida with his dating profile; click here to see it and comment politely thereupon.
Apologies to any of you who couldn’t get through to our Question Line last week; it’s up and running as normal now, so don’t hesitate to leave your QUESTIONS on it by dialling 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis; or, of course, emailing them to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, in the classical style.
If you enjoy staying up all night listening to the radio, tonight you can hear us assisting Iain Dale on LBC from midnight-6am as the election results roll in; tune in on 97.3FM, Sky Channel 0124 or online via lbc.co.uk.
See you next Thursday!
Helen and Olly
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May 12, 2010 at 8:26 am |
re: Empire State Building: IT IS A ZEPPELIN MOORING MAST. Because zeppelins are the way of The Future.
May 8, 2010 at 7:36 am |
I think Ollie should upload that sweaty, shirtless Greece pic :D.
Autofellatio is awesome.
May 8, 2010 at 7:27 am |
I enjoyed the talk about fonts, at least a little. Some people are totally fonts nerds. I’m not, but I heard serif don’t like it, helvetica, helvetica.
That joke/song parody was a lot funnier in my head.
May 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm |
Re: Autofellatio, I have heard it said that the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on your penis is completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in your mouth.