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Oh deary dear, we’ve had a Strongly-Worded Letter of Complaint arising from my allusion to ironic 1980s cookbook Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche in Episode 95:
OI! I’ve got a bone to pick with you (which in itself is an odd phrase; answer me this – where did it originate?)
But onto my point. I like football, I swear a lot and I have tattoos. In short, I am a real man.
I ALSO LIKE QUICHE.
It is not unmanliness, it is simply a lush foodstuff that goes nice with salad (which is also manly, if you omit the celery). I demand you make a public apology.
Yours
Slightly Miffed from Treorchy
Well, here’s your public apology, Slightly Miffed; and I hope you don’t get similarly riled by my reference to the culinary classic Salad Cream is for Dickwads in the forthcoming Episode 97.
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May 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm |
salad cream < mayonnaise
May 26, 2009 at 10:39 pm |
People that blindly insist that it’s better than mayonaise will be taken outside and shot.
May 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm |
mayonaise is awful
May 31, 2009 at 1:02 pm |
Matthew palmer £*€& off
May 26, 2009 at 8:05 pm |
That’s ok, you are correct about salad cream – it is for wankers.