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Happily, Daniel from Gosport‘s tale of his artificially tumescent teacher in Episode 79 has compelled you lot to share other stories of embarrassing teachers. First, Adz from Birmingham:
In English, 2 years ago, my teacher was quite attractive. Actually, she wasn’t all that, but she once unknowingly let me see an awesome cleavage shot. Anyway, she was typing on the computer which was linked up to the whiteboard so everything she typed was projected. She wrote “Analysis” (we were studying Shakespeare), but stopped at the L, and left it there deliberately.
Another time, she told us about how she was having a *family* discussion with her brother about how he uses his nasal hair trimmer for his pubes. The she went all red-faced and shut up while the whole class sat there in stunned silence.
Twice shudder-inducing. But which is worse, teachers trying to be bawdy or funny? Cri from Sudbury‘s teacher attempted a double combo:
The weirdest thing one of my teachers has ever said is “My name is Helga, I am a Transylvanian transvestite.”
His name was Steve and he was an English electronics teacher. It was scary
This reminds me of the first time I met my piano teacher, when I was eleven. He was wearing a vividly-patterned jumper, and said, “This isn’t a jumper, this is my skin!” Later, when the room was choked with the smell of his sweat, he said, “The room smells funny – I think it’s these biscuits.” I have never encountered a digestive biscuit before or since which had an odour akin to human B.O., but perhaps I have led an unusually sheltered existence.
Any more for any more? Comment below, please! Or, if you yourself are an embarrassing teacher, do share your favourite cringe-making manoeuvres!
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April 13, 2009 at 12:20 am |
I’m home schooled at the mo and most of my teachers are only about 4 years older than me, so it’s ok. However, I have in the past been forced into listening to my teachers prattle on about their uncle’s chickens, life in miniskirts and woeful tales of wasted youths
March 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm |
This one teacher i had in middle school for English was telling us how he used to be in theater and how he played Puck from a Midsummer’s Night Dream and he painted a very detailed discription of himself in tights. Trust me when i say this, he is not the type of man who could EVER pull off wearing tights for any reason. I am traumatized for life.