Dave from Oxford has emailed us this magnificent story:
When driving a taxi in Didcot on Saturday night (just one of life’s little treats), my passengers were a couple who were having an argument about the possible infidelity of the man. He was insisting on his innocence having “stayed at Andy’s house” the night before. The young lady did not believe this as he had a large love bite on his neck.
His explanation of this was probably the least believable excuse I have ever heard. He said “I was playing pool with Andy and the winner had to give a bite to the loser”.
So answer me this: What is the worst excuse you have either used, or had used to you by someone else?
Well, since Olly and I have NEVER LIED ONCE IN ALL OUR LIVES, we’re not fit to answer this question – but seeing as you’re a bunch of fibbing nogoodniks, perhaps you’d care to share your finest porky pies in the comments below?
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May 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm |
I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, however i can think of an amusing radio 4 – News Quiz instance. People’s excuses for parking illegally were stupid! One woman said “Sorry, I was going to a panto”, how funny would it be if she got an email back saying “oh no you wern’t”…