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Here’s some elaboration upon the Adventures of Bash with his pocketful of Ash Cash:
I would like to point out that my efforts with the nurse was successful. But it did massively get me back – as who’d imagine a girl with a) no standards and b) alcohol dependency issues would have massive amounts of baggage? In the end I could have got the same result with a happy hour pint of snakebite and black, and not hardback copies of the Harry Potter, Narnia and Black Cauldron series, which cost a fucking bomb.
On a lighter note, my friend once felt he’d been screwed out of a crem form by another junior doc. She was very religious with a huge number of superstitions. My friend (and I stress it isn’t me) casually asked her about the body. On hearing that the corpse had its eyes open, my friend informed her that if the eyes aren’t shut, the person ‘CAN NEVER REST’, and as a result will haunt the said junior doc. She almost had a nervous breakdown before it was sorted. Especially when she found the body had been cremated.
God I miss those happy days.
Yes, too bad you had to grow up and become a pillar of society, Dr Bash.
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