Answer Me This! Podcast

James Bond: old dirty bastard

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A challenge for you, readers! We received the following email from Woody:

James Bond films are on the television every bloody day, and two major features run through each film: shit one-liners after a procastinated death of an adversary, and James Bond shagging every female character for no reason, other than to pass time.*

If you’ve recently woke up from a 50-year coma and stopped off here for a cultural catch-up, that’s pretty much the size of it. Thanks Woody. But where’s he going with his pithy precis?

Answer me this: what is the total number of female characters which James Bond has sex with, in all the movies?

So, there’s that one he has sex with in a mini submarine, the one with the thighs of death, the one he gets a bit rapey with….yeah alright, I have a strong aversion to Bond and there’s no way I’m sitting through all 60000 hours of the franchise to answer this question. But chances are at least one of you has, so tell us James Bond’s magic number (it’s definitely more than 007) in the comments and we’ll send you an Aston Martin in the post.**

*Woody is forgetting the time when James Bond has sex with Denise Richards for the sole purpose of making the most soul-destroying pun of the 20th century.
**We won’t.

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