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Human Centipede

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Uh oh, Kat from London is angry. At us. Must’ve been something we said in Episode 140:

Dear Helen and Olly – or, as you shall be known hereafter, you utter bastards.

There I was, happily walking to work and enjoying the double chocolate-chip goodness of my breakfast cookie treat, when suddenly Helen starts talking about mouth-to-anus films.

I haven’t been able to look at a double choc-chip biscuit OR get that horrible image out of my head since, and I can’t even listen to the podcast in case Helen strays from her usual topics of classical education and word games and starts dissecting Two Girls one Cup instead.

So answer me this: how the fuckety balls do I get the image of a human centipede out of my head? Is a lobotomy really the only way?

Fortunately, Kat, we have found another way. Stare for long enough at this cheerful chap, and all thoughts of horrible mouth-stitched-to-anus-until-everyone-chokes-on-faeces movies will be banished from your mind.

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2 Responses to “Human Centipede”

  1. Laurel's avatar Laurel Says:
    July 13, 2010 at 2:38 pm | Reply

    Thank God!! I thought I was the only one. This makes it go away (mostly).

  2. ABC's avatar Ben Warsop Says:
    July 1, 2010 at 8:19 pm | Reply

    http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/22/atm-machine/

    What can one say?

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