Following the discussion on shades of sperm in Episode 57, Mik wrote in to share this worrying turn of biological and social events:
A while ago my sperm turned bright red. A little worried, I called at my doctor’s. She told me not to worry it was caused by over-active sex (lucky girlfriend) and would gradually disappear. To keep a check I was to wank into a condom every day and compare results. After about a week, and feeling pleased at my now healing sperm, we all had a good night on the town, returning to my place to carry the party on. The question is this: did i get my condoms filled with various shades of spunk out too early to show everyone, as the party atmosphere seemed to lose its direction after that?
Gosh. In an evening of festivities, how early is ‘too early’ to invite admiration of your bloody emissions? If you are one of Mik’s friends who happened to be present at this gory soirée, please leave a comment to say what time would have been the optimum point of proceedings for him to produce his display; then hopefully his future parties won’t peak prematurely.
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June 19, 2008 at 10:40 am |
I’m not one of Mik’s friends, but I’d say 11:30 was about right.
June 18, 2008 at 8:02 pm |
*GAGS*
You could have warn us! I had just ate some chilli con and reading that makes me feel quite ill! Never show them, would be my answer, but you can keep them for when you want someone you LOATE to leave a party, when they WON’T!!!