EPISODE 32 – like Dead Poets’ Society, but with porn

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Hello there, palominos!

According to Jonathan Keats, we’re smack in the middle of the Season Of Mists and Mellow Fruitfulness, Close-Bosom [tee hee!] Friend of the Maturing Sun…

However, he died in 1821, 186 years before EPISODE 32 of Answer Me This! – so you can only imagine how much more peppy ‘To Autumn’ could have been if only he’d had a bit more foresight.

Amongst the topics ripening in our fruitbowl this week…

desecrating the queen
bilious frogs
dental nightmares
the Honeyz
creepy old Subway
plebby jalapenos
lovely lady lumps
Mystic Meg’s boobs
Olly’s gammy toe
and
Helena Handcart.

See? Helen and Olly rush in where Romantic Poets fear to tread!

What’s more, Helen reveals herself a secret tabloid-reading hypocrite, Olly describes his fantasy life as a gladiator, and everyone worships at the altar of Jonathan Cainer‘s incredible metaphors. How does the man do it?

As we’re sure Mr Cainer’s research will support, ’tis written in your stars that you should send in YOUR QUESTIONS for future episodes of Answer Me This! by leaving them in voice-message form on Helen and Olly’s Question Line 0208 123 5877, or emailing them to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. And who are you to disobey the stars, eh? You really don’t want to get on the wrong side of them.

Until next week, bye!

Love,
Helen and Olly

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