What do you get…

…if you cross Martin the Sound Man and a £5 Santa suit?

Santa the Sound Man

Answer us this: what about this could have caused our two-year-old niece to scream for an hour? Ingrate.

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Charlie from West Kirby Says:
January 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm | Reply
The Fonze has let himself go
Andy from Boston Says:
January 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm | Reply
With the keys dangling from the belt, he kinda reminds me of Johnny Fast, the fuel attendant responsible for pumping your petrol and cleaning your windscreen!
Josh from Huddersfield Says:
December 28, 2008 at 12:21 am | Reply
Martin = Svelte

Santa = Rotund.

*sharp intake of breath*
well there’s your problem.

It’d be enough to make me scream like a two-year-old girl.

…not that it takes much.
skizelo Says:
December 27, 2008 at 8:56 am | Reply
Probably the glimpses of dark beard underneath the white one, making her think of Aistair Darling and the impending financial apocalypse, fears exacerbated by what looks like a politician atop your tree.