confusion and repulsion

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After Maurice’s question in Episode 65 regarding people one confuses with other people, Will has sent us this corker of a celebrity mix-up:

Like your listener who used to get Billy Bragg and Melvyn Bragg confused, I used to get George Orwell, Orson Welles and H. G. Wells confused.

Easily done, Will – after all, have you ever seen them in a room together?

Meanwhile, Wade has been in touch following Sarah from Gaytown‘s plea in Episode 64 for methods of cooling the ardour of an unwanted suitor:

I’m 16, and i managed to use a foolproof way of ridding attention from females who are about my age.

I met this girl on the internet who took an interest in me, and as I have a girlfriend (Ana), whilst we were talking on msn, I posted a picture of myself holding my baby cousin as my display picture.

When she asked jokingly if the baby was mine, I swiftly replied “Yes”

But I thought I may as well go the whole way, and when she asked the baby was Ana’s, I told her, “No, it was “Katie” some girl I met last year, but she wasn’t sure it was mine, so we went for a DNA test to find out and it turned out it was mine.”

This is all NOT TRUE. But she fell for it =)

A smiley well-earnt, Wade! Creative lying at its finest.

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