Despite our frequent allusions on the podcast to Martin the Sound Man‘s hirsuteness, we’ve received the following question from Edward in Borneo:
Martin sounds bald. Is he?
Far from it.
'lovely head of hair': Martin the Sound Man
From collar to cuffs, here’s a delightful little tale courtesy of Peter from Atherton, following Rich from Fareham’s question about pubes in Episode 65:
Following your man from Fareham’s query regarding pubic topiary, I offer this anecdote…
While at university, I had a friend of the female variety who was rather sexually adventurous and keen to share her exploits with me. Many a night she would come knocking on my door in halls to inform me that her boyfriend had managed to coax 5 or so orgasms from her quivering body… I wouldn’t have minded so much if I weren’t busy working on just the one myself, but that’s another story.
While living in halls in our final year, my friend found herself at a loose end and in need of something to do, so came knocking on my door asking for advice on how to amuse herself that afternoon. I suggested that she should shave her muff. She required surprisingly little persuasion to proceed with this course of action, and returned a while later to announce that she was now clean-shaven.
So, she goes off to see her boyfriend that evening and to surprise him with her shaven haven and he is… utterly underwhelmed. Seriously not at all impressed in any way. He agreed with the assessment that it’s slightly paedo-y and he just didn’t find it attractive. The whole saga ended with a week of itchy crotch as her pubes grew out again, and I was given much grief as the whole thing had been my idea in the first place. Oh, how I laughed. Great days.
Rich from Fareham, I hope that this woman’s bitter experience is useful to you in your quest for the perfect undercarriage coif.
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March 17, 2009 at 5:01 pm |
DAMN!!!!! Martin you are FINE!!!!! Don’t worry Helen I’m not going to kill you and kidnap your man. 🙂 Love Ya!!!
September 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm |
oh my….. i thought he was going into 60s and was grey. kinda looking like my sailing instuctor brian….
but in fact he is quite fit in a wierd geeky kind of way