If you’re reading this, Mark from Minnesota, we hope your quest for a suitable wife is going well. As well as our cast-iron advice in Episode 63 you might like to take into account these tips from Richard:
Among my friends we have developed a simple 4-point checklist to determine the suitability of a potential girlfriend. These are in approximate order of consideration, and she shouldn’t fail more than one of them at any rate, but failing (1) is much worse than failing (4).
1) Not mental
2) Not frigid
3) Not stupid
4) Not minging
Hope that helps your listeners find love.
Keep us posted regarding your progress towards marital happiness, Mark.
We’ve also received a little tip for Sarah from Gaytown in Episode 64 from Sarah from Cornwall:
I thought I’d share my own unique way of dealing with unwanted male attention. During a conversation, suddenly affect a pained expression and say ‘would you excuse me a second, I have to go to the bathroom…my balls have got caught up in my thong.’ Works every time!
So coy, Sarah.
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